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Pooty is so disappointed in Donald
He tried so hard to please him. He was going to bully the leaders of NATO and get them to give him the island country of Greenland. But, lo and behold, they balked. They laughed at him. They mocked him. He humiliated America on the world stage.
But Pooty is not mad at Donald. Because he knows Donald was only trying to please him. He was going to give Greenland to Pooty as a gift. Just to show his enduring friendship.
But those short-sighted leaders of Europe's democracies refused to go along. So now, Pooty and Donald are left alone to console each other and to conspire up another fairy tale.
It's such a mean world.