Should Trump get the Nobel Peace Prize for ending the war in Greenland?

[kentuck]

It was almost a sure thing. American troops were going to invade and fight the NATO forces sent to that island nation.

But Trump, with all his diplomatic skills, went before an international group in Davos, Switzerland, and announced that he was not going to attack Greenland. Thanks to his great vision and foresight, war had been averted.

At last count, this was the ninth war he has prevented.

Isn't it about time to give him the Nobel Peace Prize?

[dalton99a]

1. It was Iceland

[MadameButterfly]

4. That's pretty funny

[mdbl]

9. LOL

[COL Mustard]

12. If it'll shut his ugly mouth, give it to him.

I’m so sick of all this.

[OGBuzz]

15. Such loyalty.....

Trump confused Greenland and Iceland four times during his dementia fueled speech in Davos. When Karoline Leavitt was asked about it she insisted that it was the press that was confused, I guess along with everyone else on the planet that listened. I swear if Trump dropped a massive #2 on a dessert plate, Leavitt would eat it up and claim that it was chocolate mousse, and probably ask for seconds. Baghdad Bob had nothing on her.

[yellow dahlia]

2. Bazinga!

[The Wizard]

3. I don't know about that, but he cured windmill cancer.(nt)

[malaise]

5. ROFL

[nilram]

6. I'll call up FIFA

Maybe they can print another one.

[2naSalit]

7. Maybe he's confusing it with...

The Bowling Green Massacre.

[COL Mustard]

13. That's his 11th war ended!!!

Next, the gang war between the Crips and the Bloods.

[Permanut]

19. Dang, I missed a couple of them.

H's so incredible like no one has ever seen.

Hard to keep up

[COL Mustard]

21. It's easy to overlook some things

Especially those things that haven’t happened yet!

[bucolic_frolic]

8. Wow you sussed that one out

I've known people like that. Create a problem, present themselves as the solution. Presto! Ingratiate themselves to you.

[mzmolly]

10. HAHA

[patphil]

11. I think he should get the Ignoble POS prize.

[BidenRocks]

14. I thought of

Give chump the finger!

[FadedMullet]

22. Thanks, I think, for posting this. Certainly still funny, but depressingly current. Does nothing ever change?

Goldie Hahn's dumb blonde schtick is still funny too, and kind of sweet in a pre-feminist movement kind of way.

[lastlib]

16. On the other side of the ledger.....

he never stopped the Bowling Green Massacre.

[Mr.Bee]

17. T A C O !!!

Kluck, kluck, kluck!
NT
Why are we still referring to him as a president??
He is a precedent!

[SalamanderSleeps]

18. How can 240 pounds of filth cause so many problems? eom

[FadedMullet]

20. The Nobel Committee should have a giant, oversize "Noble Prize" medal cast out of pot metal, have it.....

......coated with 10K gold and award it to him in a lavish ceremony in Lapland.