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AverageOldGuy

(3,420 posts)
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 12:23 PM 3 hrs ago

At the hair salon

Wife goes to salon, I find cheap barber shop, however, I had become very shaggy so took her to her appointment and she asked her hairdresser to clean me up.

Sitting in the chair making small talk I pointed out to hairdresser that Trump is as bald as l am so what does he do to cover his head? She went on about growing it very long, comb it over, use lots of hair spray, have to repair it a few times a day.

Then she launched on Trump “HE’S AS PHONY AS HIS COMBOVER . . . “ she proceeded to turn the air blue swearing at Trump!!! And all dozen or so people in the place cheered her — “Right on , sister, right on!!”

It was a great day!! Gave her a BIG tip!

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Traildogbob

(12,641 posts)
1. Have you noticed
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 12:34 PM
3 hrs ago

When the yapping Chihuahua, Lindsay, is hopping all around the feet of the fat ass Bulldog, Trump, Graham grinning with shit in his teeth praising everything daddy say’s, that the back of his head and half the crown is a massive combover. It was real obvious at the AF1 door presser with those two, Nutlick and KKKarolyin flanking them. Ya wanna bet Lindsay shaved the base layer then combed over to get more love from daddy.
Just sayin, people say, that I can tell you, believe me.

erronis

(22,841 posts)
2. Wonder if she knew you might be of the maga type - if she would have praised him for that big tip...
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 12:54 PM
3 hrs ago

Just joking.

My experience in the last year is that everyone (except a single jerk) was anti-trump, anti-fascists.

Pluvious

(5,280 posts)
6. I recently had a Magat at my tournament poker...
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 01:49 PM
2 hrs ago

I quickly said, "I can we we disagree on politics, so let's just stick to the weather and sports"

And that was that

I know I'm unqualified to deprogram any victim of brainwashing,
and I'm there to escape from the endless madness in the first place !

NNadir

(37,379 posts)
3. If you are willing, please share in what part of the country you live.
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 01:39 PM
2 hrs ago

I'd expect this kind of response in New Jersey where I live, but not in Arkansas.

This event in Arkansas would be more exciting than in New Jersey.

In the lead up to the primaries in the NJ 12th Congressional District all of the candidates are competing to see who hates the orange pedophile more.

cksmithy

(431 posts)
4. Last week at the grocery store,
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 01:40 PM
2 hrs ago

my husband over heard a rather loud conversation between two women who had begun to chat about trump while waiting to check out. They were so mad at him for messing up their health insurance, the high costs for the food they were buying. The cashier got involved, they all hated trump. This is a very conservative area in California, husband does all the shopping, I cook the food. He is usually encounters pro trumpers who he ignores. It was the first time he has heard anti trump talk in any store. So, it kind of seems people are finally understanding how dangerous trump is.

BaronChocula

(4,087 posts)
8. Very positive sign
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 02:05 PM
2 hrs ago

A lot of people are fixated on the unreal task of converting magas and bringing them into the light. That's pipe dream. What actually helps is when maga enthusiasm drops and they're less likely to vote. What also happens in times like these are the wishy-washy "independents" are angry and WILL vote.

spooky3

(38,339 posts)
5. Good on you and her. I left a hair salon in part because
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 01:42 PM
2 hrs ago

There was a photo of TSF by the cash register and several stylists were Trumpers. This is in a very blue area. Not smart for business.

MyOwnPeace

(17,448 posts)
9. Hope you told them why you left........
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 02:05 PM
2 hrs ago

they're probably too dumb to figure it out on their own...............

spooky3

(38,339 posts)
13. They didn't care. And most of the stylists were immigrants
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 02:58 PM
1 hr ago

Or were from families who immigrated, and most were women. Shooting themselves in the foot…

SergeStorms

(20,055 posts)
7. His "hair"....
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 02:03 PM
2 hrs ago

is getting thinner and more scarce each day. Of course he thinks he's still the young, dashing, virile, beautifully coiffed bon vivant of his eternal youth. 💩

3catwoman3

(28,715 posts)
11. That hairstyle looked ridiculous even when he had a lot of hair.
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 02:50 PM
1 hr ago

Now it just looks pathetic.

Seinan Sensei

(1,401 posts)
14. Dump does not need a barber-stylist as much as he needs an Origami Master
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 02:59 PM
1 hr ago

To fold and weave that mess

pfitz59

(12,408 posts)
10. I was at work yesterday with a new co-worker
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 02:16 PM
1 hr ago

after a bit of neutral small talk she tested the waters with 'Trump and Greenland'. I encouraged to go on and she let loose a blistering tirade over the idiocy of Trump. after that we got along fantastically. it was a wonderful shift, and I have a new friend.

Fil1957

(598 posts)
12. With healthcare and food costs getting out of hand; with Trump acting batshit crazy every day; he's going to end up
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 02:55 PM
1 hr ago

losing support from everybody except the hardcore 25% cult members. And he may even lose some of those. When they start losing their jobs, homes and can't afford food, no matter how much they love him, they will have to stop supporting him. I think we could shave off 5% of those by November, so that his base support goes down to 20% at that time.

That's if he continues his destructive policies and current trends continue, including him acting like a maniac.

spooky3

(38,339 posts)
16. I think we have to focus on nonvoters and independents
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 03:00 PM
1 hr ago

because the cult will always blame their misfortune on whoever the propagandists blame.

JHB

(37,996 posts)
15. If he lives long enough to be seized and permanently detained as a national security risk...
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 02:59 PM
1 hr ago

...and flight risk, he should be forbidden to use hair care products beyond basic soap or shampoo. Preferably a brand that markets to ethnic communities.

I want him photographed with that five feet of wispy string hanging in its limp full glory.

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