Pig says details on Greenland deal in 2 weeks.

[mobeau69]

Same as his great healthcare plan.



Where’s my two grand and where are the Epstein files, asshole?

[dalton99a]

1. He is working on the framework for the next target

[FSogol]

2. Two weeks? That's years away!

[Renew Deal]

3. It's always 2 weeks

Ukraine was supposed to be day 1, then 2 weeks, and that was like a year

[bucolic_frolic]

4. Do you think they're stringing him along?

[markodochartaigh]

5. So,

the same time as his health plan then.

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. And his infrastructure plan.

[AnnaLee]

6. Two weeks to fake two pages?

He really is senile.

[SheltieLover]

7. Weave of a plan coming in a Scaramucci?

[Jersey Devil]

8. The same 2 weeks as his health plan

At least he is consistent.

[Wounded Bear]

9. Two regular weeks or two infrastructure weeks?

[lapfog_1]

10. his handlers need a better line

the 2 week bullshit is just too old now. At least say 3 weeks or 4 weeks or something.

[Frasier Balzov]

11. Arnold Ziffel wishes to lodge a protest.

[Emile]

12. Or was it Iceland?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

14. Trump has been using the two weeks amount for a long time-here is one of my earlier posts

Donald Trump's reliance on a two-week timeline for a decision on Iran represents a striking failure of self-awareness.

The White House says Trump’s decision on Iran is “two weeks” away.

It’s rare to see a failure of self-awareness this brazen. Does the administration not realize that we’re all well aware of the “two week” trick? Which they’ve relied on far too often, for far too long? www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

— Steve Benen (@stevebenen.com) 2025-06-19T18:21:06.049Z

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/familiar-metric-white-house-says-expect-iran-decision-two-weeks-rcna213980

Evidently, I can stop hitting refresh — for two weeks.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aunpu65mdrhwfie7ynymlzeh/post/3lry3ggarcc2k

Link to tweet

At her latest briefing, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt acknowledged the “speculation” about the White House’s policy, which led her to read a prepared statement from the president. It read, “Based on the fact that there’s a substantial chance of negotiations that may or may not take place with Iran in the near future, I will make my decision whether or not to go within the next two weeks.”

It’s difficult to say with confidence whether these negotiations exist or whether they’ll succeed, but the fact that Trump and his team has rolled out another “two week” timeline represents a remarkable failure of self-awareness.

Last week for example, the president said U.S. trading partners should expect letters on unilateral tariff rates in “two weeks.” Shortly before that, the president was asked about Vladimir Putin’s alleged interest in “peace.” He replied, “I can’t tell you that, but I’ll let you know in about two weeks.”

Last month, Trump was asked about tariff rates on pharmaceutical products. “I’ll know in the next two weeks,” he said.

Alas, we can keep going. Where’s Trump’s health care plan? It’ll be ready in “two weeks.” What about a possible minimum-wage increase? That, too, will be unveiled in “two weeks.” On everything from tax policy to infrastructure, immigration to reproductive health, the president’s detailed solutions are always just “two weeks” away......

In this latest example, a reporter felt compelled to remind Leavitt of the familiarity of the administration’s latest timeline.

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/post/3lry33cl6562h

Link to tweet

If recent history is any guide, she and Trump will keep using it anyway, indifferent to the embarrassment.