Leavitt: Trump's bigly yuge hand bruise happened when he hit it on a board at his Bored With Peace signing. USA! USA!

[Miles Archer]

When asked about this, Leavitt gave the following explanation to CBS reporter and producer Sara Cook:

“At the Board of Peace event today in Davos, President Trump hit his hand in the corner of the signing table, causing it to bruise.”

https://www.comicsands.com/leavitt-trump-hand-bruise-davos-leavitt-trump

[leftstreet]

1. Bullshit. The embalming fluid is leaking out n/t

[PatSeg]

2. They lie about everything

They aren't even very good at it.

[Coldwater]

3. Someone forgot to put their makeup on

https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AA1UL7S7.img?w=768&h=973&m=6&x=3&y=27&s=330&d=378

[EYESORE 9001]

4. That's what gesticulating like Hitler will get ya

Not that I believe the lies that flow from between those lips…

[Javaman]

5. yeah, cool story, sis

"sir sir!!! your blood is not like our mere mortal blood, yours is so strong it wants to burst from your veins!!!"

[tanyev]

6. My real life experience is that it takes a few days for a bruise to turn that dark and ugly.

Day 1 would just be redness, maybe some swelling.

🤨

[Johonny]

7. While his bruised ego came from

Everyone there blowing off his bored of peace, calls for Greenland, or threat of new Tariffs. 🤔

[muriel_volestrangler]

8. She makes Baghdad Bob look like Walter Cronkite (nt)