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Trump Lays Wreath at Tomb of the Unkown Podiatrist (Borowitz)
QUEENS, NEW YORK—In a somber ceremony, on Friday Donald J. Trump laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist.
Trump made the pilgrimage to pay homage to the heroic doctors who issued bogus diagnoses to ensure that their privileged patients never answered the call of duty.
In an emotional tribute, Trump thanked the fallen foot specialists who bravely risked their medical licenses so that others facing military service could be free.
Choking back tears, he said, “They gave everything so people like me could give nothing.”
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