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Orrex

(66,753 posts)
Sat Jan 24, 2026, 07:01 AM 13 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Froze to death after licking a flagpole on a triple-dog dare?

Beaten to a pulp by insulted British soldiers?

Died from newly vaccine-optional polio?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 13 hrs ago OP
Mistaken for a 5 yr old & sent to a concentration camp? 🤬🤬🤬 SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #1
Awesome surfered 11 hrs ago #9
Ty! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #14
ROFL malaise 11 hrs ago #23
I hope today is the fortunate day! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #24
Not Again! Roy Rolling 12 hrs ago #2
It's coming... Joinfortmill 12 hrs ago #3
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 12 hrs ago #4
Keep hope alive 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered 11 hrs ago #10
Hold the vision! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #16
Soon... SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #15
Firing squad with a shooter from every nation. It costs a gazillion dollars to join but they all did. twodogsbarking 11 hrs ago #5
That is a great deficit reducing idea. surfered 10 hrs ago #31
Golf money alone is millions. Hand make-up is also expensive. twodogsbarking 9 hrs ago #39
Crushed by the combined weight of the evidence and allegations against him OGBuzz 11 hrs ago #6
Welcome to our DU family. niyad 10 hrs ago #34
Jettisoned from Air Force one during an emergency, to "lighten the load." Swede 11 hrs ago #7
That there was real funny there Swede. twodogsbarking 11 hrs ago #11
You win the thread today malaise 10 hrs ago #29
Fell under the ice with dog-killer Noem when they tried to follow and chase this big guy! hlthe2b 11 hrs ago #8
Leg surgery on dogs cost about 5k and takes months to recover. Two time payer here. twodogsbarking 11 hrs ago #12
Do you want me to delete this? The dog was NOT injured, but obviously could have been. That was NOT hlthe2b 11 hrs ago #18
No. It's cute surfered 10 hrs ago #32
It is silly and cute. niyad 10 hrs ago #35
Don't delete it. Just keep dogs safe. That is all. Just sharing to help others. Thanks for your comment. twodogsbarking 9 hrs ago #37
Make your plans now.. surfered 11 hrs ago #13
Def wake me! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #17
A text, please! I do not want to miss a single second of joy, including niyad 11 hrs ago #19
I want to know immediately so I can go back to sleep & rest...finally! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #20
I know that many share your dream! niyad 11 hrs ago #22
When Joe won, my 1st thought was "thank gawd I can finally rest!" SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #25
I remember seeing many comments like that. niyad 10 hrs ago #28
I'm sure! SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #33
Nice malaise 10 hrs ago #27
Left hand too? twodogsbarking 9 hrs ago #38
No but malaise 11 hrs ago #21
Our tax $ propping up slob's health. SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #26
No, but his close associates Gordcanuck 10 hrs ago #30
Consumed from head to toe by mysterious birthmark dalton99a 10 hrs ago #36
My fingers were that big in third grade. twodogsbarking 9 hrs ago #41
I envision that mark to be up, and to the right a little bit, like right over bluestarone 9 hrs ago #42
"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea 9 hrs ago #40
From Betty Bowers LetMyPeopleVote 8 hrs ago #43

SheltieLover

(77,651 posts)
1. Mistaken for a 5 yr old & sent to a concentration camp? 🤬🤬🤬
Sat Jan 24, 2026, 07:03 AM
13 hrs ago

Mistaken for a military veteran & attacked by ice assholes? 🤬🤬🤬

Mistaken for a polite, cooperative mom with no fear of ice & shot in the face & denied medical treatmemt? 🤬🤬🤬

Drumned out of existence? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220963936 )

Mistaken for an innocent child (dirty diaper smell?) or a pet (yak fuzz rug?) & left alone in an abandoned vehicle by ice in Mlps & froze to death?

Trampled to death by fed uo Mlps citizens? ( MUST SEE!!! https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220963938#post1 )

Don't you just love a happy ending?

Roy Rolling

(7,456 posts)
2. Not Again!
Sat Jan 24, 2026, 07:59 AM
12 hrs ago

I was giving thoughts and prayers!

Apparently they didn’t work.

Maybe tomorrow Orrex?

On edit: maybe he was “raptured” to his final destination, wherever that perpetually hot environment is—and I mean literally hot and not figuratively hot.

Whatever. It doesn’t even need to be searing hot, just somewhere other than the Earth planet where I current reside—there isn’t room enough for both of us here anymore.

niyad

(129,948 posts)
4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Jan 24, 2026, 08:14 AM
12 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

twodogsbarking

(17,715 posts)
5. Firing squad with a shooter from every nation. It costs a gazillion dollars to join but they all did.
Sat Jan 24, 2026, 08:21 AM
11 hrs ago

OGBuzz

(45 posts)
6. Crushed by the combined weight of the evidence and allegations against him
Sat Jan 24, 2026, 08:21 AM
11 hrs ago

contained in the Trumpstein Files.

hlthe2b

(113,025 posts)
8. Fell under the ice with dog-killer Noem when they tried to follow and chase this big guy!
Sat Jan 24, 2026, 08:32 AM
11 hrs ago

"Come on guys! That sign that says ice cannot withstand >100 pounds... well, that's just a Leftist, Communist, Insurrectionist, Trump Derangement Syndrome meme! No worries!"

hlthe2b

(113,025 posts)
18. Do you want me to delete this? The dog was NOT injured, but obviously could have been. That was NOT
Sat Jan 24, 2026, 08:50 AM
11 hrs ago

the reason for the posting and the suggestion you seem to be making that I was making light of a serious injury to the dog (which DID NOT OCCUR) is painful to me.

And yes, I am fully aware of the cost of orthopedic procedures for dogs--more so than you, I'd bet my last dollar.

Since you have made my post out to be something I truly had not intended, just say the word and I will delete it. Sigh...

twodogsbarking

(17,715 posts)
37. Don't delete it. Just keep dogs safe. That is all. Just sharing to help others. Thanks for your comment.
Sat Jan 24, 2026, 10:25 AM
9 hrs ago

surfered

(11,997 posts)
13. Make your plans now..
Sat Jan 24, 2026, 08:45 AM
11 hrs ago


If the Big Beautiful Obituary hits the headlines in the middle of the night, do you want me to wake you with a text/:phone call, or would you like to wake up naturally to the good news?

niyad

(129,948 posts)
19. A text, please! I do not want to miss a single second of joy, including
Sat Jan 24, 2026, 08:51 AM
11 hrs ago

opening the bubbly!!!

Gordcanuck

(160 posts)
30. No, but his close associates
Sat Jan 24, 2026, 09:28 AM
10 hrs ago

know the end of their time (and his) at the helm is very near. They can try it the hard way (an awful scenario) or the easy way; get out of Dodge before being run out of town on a rail.

bluestarone

(21,440 posts)
42. I envision that mark to be up, and to the right a little bit, like right over
Sat Jan 24, 2026, 11:12 AM
9 hrs ago

HIS MOUTH!!!!!

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