Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Terminal priapism from watching footage of ICE's latest murder?

Beaten like a piñata in Mexico City?

Eviscerated by a Knight of the Realm?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Went out to make a snow angel

couldn’t get up and was buried in a snow drift.

[surfered]

2. When I'm feeling down, I like to think about how many restaurant workers have spit in his food.

It just makes me fell better somehow.

[SheltieLover]

4. Every. Single. One. No doubt!

[democratsruletheday]

14. do everyone a favor and STOP

posting pictures of his dumb, worthless ass....TIA

[GopherGal]

16. Are you trying to sabotage my diet plan?

I rely on such appetite control measures as those above.

Of course, a trigger warning might be nice to fend off bulimia.

[SheltieLover]

3. Mistaken fot a gentleman & murdered by ice thugs?

Caught in eyeliner fight between couch fucker & loopy loomer?

President Zelenskyy's birthday wish was fulfilled & the dark triad - slob, pootin, & bibi - all keeled over?

[dalton99a]

5. +1

[SheltieLover]

6. Great minds...

[surfered]

9. 🤣Eye liner fight 🤣

[GopherGal]

13. I had thought "eye-liner fight" was the cause of EriKKKa and Shady never getting off the ground..

I think it's the universe's way of protecting reality from the Black Hole of Phony that would ensue if two such phony husks of human beings got together. Though it might be worth the risk if the critical density of phony sucks the Diapered Despot into their black hole, never to be seen again (any of the three) in our reality.

So maybe we have to reunite the Sequinned Widow and Yalie Hillbilly for a rally, but only have one tube of eyeliner available backstage... located right next to the safety-orange foundation so Diapered Despot is sure to be within the event horizon when the Black Hole is formed...

[SheltieLover]

17. Wahahaha!

[niyad]

20. ohhhhh, I do like your thinking!

[SheltieLover]

15. Well...

[malaise]

7. No but

He is responsible for another death in MN

[surfered]

8. And an unknown number of deaths in detention centers

They are evil bastards!

[malaise]

10. THIS

Rec

[SheltieLover]

18. They sure are!

[hlthe2b]

11. "Mortal enemies align to come to DC and address this horror. Be afraid, TSF. Be very afraid!"

[niyad]

12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

19. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[evemac]

21. Psychics are saying February 17th

Which is when the year of the horse begins (Chinese New Year)..if you believe in those sorts of things 🤔

[hlthe2b]

22. Oh, do say more! Inquiring minds....

[evemac]

31. I tried to find the post..it was on Instagram

But I couldn't find it. 😕
That date is also Mardi Gras and the first day of Ramadan.
Big day....maybe?

[Orrex]

24. Horse, you say?

[littlemissmartypants]

25. Keep up the great work, Orrex. ❤️

[SheltieLover]

29. ...

[Sparkly]

32. "So you're sayin' there's a chance..."

[Blue Owl]

23. Make the world a better place a leave it, Mr. tRump

[bdamomma]

26. Fell in snow drift

and got frostbite.

[QueerDuck]

27. Fingers crossed.

[kerouac2]

28. Pulled over by ice

And shot for not complying with their demand to put down the big Mac.

[mr715]

30. He saw the Melania movie.

He has 7 days before she climbs out of the TV and kills him.