'The Superhuman President'

[CatWoman]

When I arrived at the Oval Office in December to talk to Donald Trump about his health, the president was standing next to a couple of men clutching pieces of paper labeled TALKING POINTS.

“These are two doctors,” Trump told me before I could ask a question. “And by the way, I don’t know them, they’re not my best friends. They’re respected doctors that practice out of Walter Reed. And they happen to be taking care of me for anything — but I don’t need any taking care of because I’m in perfect health.

“Let’s sit for a couple of minutes,” he said. “I hate to waste a lot of time on this, but if you’re going to write a bad story about my health, I’m going to sue the ass off of New York Magazine. There will be a time when you can write that story, maybe in two years, three years, five years — five years, no one is going to care, I guess. Go ahead and sit down.”

The 5 Most Over-the-Top Boasts About Trump’s Health From Prez and His Allies
1. ‘The Guy Is Too Healthy’ — Marco Rubio
2. ‘What Beautiful Skin You Have’ - Trump's lead doctor
3. “The Headline of Your Story Should Be ‘The Superhuman President”‘ - Stephen Miller
4. Trump Is Healthier Than Obama - White House Physician's Assistant
5. ‘He Looked Like an Athlete’ - Ronny Jackson

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/what-beautiful-skin-you-have-the-5-most-over-the-top-boasts-about-trumps-health-from-prez-and-his-allies-in-bizarre-ny-mag-feature/
https://archive.ph/93unx#selection-1705.0-1709.178

[biophile]

1. I just threw up in my mouth over that

That is hard to swallow

[Jerry2144]

2. He misspoke when he said "he looks like an athlete"

What was meant was, “he looks like an athletic supporter.” Saggy, pasty white, discolored an unhealthy shade of yellow, and kind of useless without a couple nuts around him

[Whyisthisstillclose]

3. Where does one buy Superhuman Diapers? Do they have superhuman elastic to hold

in the superhuman shit?

[ABC123Easy]

4. Shouldn't it read, "Subhuman President"?

[rsdsharp]

5. " What Beautiful Skin You Have"

Not only is it the color of an orange, it has the same texture.