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milestogo

(22,759 posts)
Tue Jan 27, 2026, 01:15 PM 2 hrs ago

What should Noem's next job be? 💩💩💩

Something to do with raw sewage...💩💩💩

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What should Noem's next job be? 💩💩💩 (Original Post) milestogo 2 hrs ago OP
In was thinking prison laundry nt dflprincess 2 hrs ago #1
That's what it should be, however... Fiendish Thingy 2 hrs ago #8
BOTOX injection assessment technician Moostache 2 hrs ago #2
Cleaning kennels at a dog shelter. Ocelot II 2 hrs ago #3
Exactly Traildogbob 1 hr ago #10
Spackle model Jaydog 2 hrs ago #4
Professional dog walker SocialDemocrat61 2 hrs ago #5
Don't want her anywhere near animals! Nt redwitch 1 hr ago #16
After Trump Fluffer? Kennah 2 hrs ago #6
Breaking rocks. GoodRaisin 2 hrs ago #7
With her teeth. milestogo 1 hr ago #9
Latrine cleaner at kacekwl 1 hr ago #11
Scrubbing latrines with a toothbrush in the federal prison where she does a life sentence. n/t D23MIURG23 1 hr ago #12
Semi-retired in her Volgograd dacha Torchlight 1 hr ago #13
Fertilizer. Borogove 1 hr ago #14
Chopping vegetables in the Leavenworth federal prison cafeteria Mysterian 1 hr ago #15

Fiendish Thingy

(22,320 posts)
8. That's what it should be, however...
Tue Jan 27, 2026, 01:28 PM
2 hrs ago

My guess is she will be the first superstar in the launch of a conservative targeted Only Fans site.

Moostache

(11,051 posts)
2. BOTOX injection assessment technician
Tue Jan 27, 2026, 01:17 PM
2 hrs ago

She will just get pumped with more BOTOX than Corey's issue and we'll all watch the results... oh, wait, silly me... that is her CURRENT ACTUAL job.

I hope that she is assigned to care for puppies and when the puppy acts out or fails to pee on command, she is punished for it with a physical shock treatment, forever.

Traildogbob

(12,675 posts)
10. Exactly
Tue Jan 27, 2026, 01:35 PM
1 hr ago

Vacuum up the dog shit with those huge suction cups below the fake nose and that also cover the fake teeth.

milestogo

(22,759 posts)
9. With her teeth.
Tue Jan 27, 2026, 01:34 PM
1 hr ago

I hear she eats nails for breakfast, broken glass for lunch, and human flesh (or puppies and kitties) for dinner.

D23MIURG23

(3,138 posts)
12. Scrubbing latrines with a toothbrush in the federal prison where she does a life sentence. n/t
Tue Jan 27, 2026, 01:49 PM
1 hr ago

Torchlight

(6,406 posts)
13. Semi-retired in her Volgograd dacha
Tue Jan 27, 2026, 01:51 PM
1 hr ago

driving a top-line Lada Granta to meet her evening date at the Bukowski Lounge while his wife is out of town.

Mysterian

(6,224 posts)
15. Chopping vegetables in the Leavenworth federal prison cafeteria
Tue Jan 27, 2026, 02:01 PM
1 hr ago

serving hard time for her crimes against the American people.

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