How the Trump Greenland Acquisition went.

[OAITW r.2.0]

Trump: " I want Greenland"

NATO: "Nope and we will go to war with you if you wish to pursue your delusion. Think you can rally the US people to support your folly?"

Trump: " Infinite agreement to do something.".

[Permanut]

1. Thank you NATO, we need you!

[struggle4progress]

2. "Now gimme a Nobel prize for so quickly ending the US-NATO war!"

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. The absurdity of allowing this person to represent us is criminal.

Only an Organized Crime Party would support this regime.

[Srkdqltr]

4. They were so thrilled they sent us their weather.

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5. I checked out Labrador 40 years ago.

God bless 'em.