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Miles Archer

(22,099 posts)
Wed Jan 28, 2026, 08:37 PM 1 hr ago

"Somebody broke into my car, didn't steal anything, left 4 tickets for the Melania movie. It's a hate crime."

Many Melania movie jokes here:

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/movies/articles/jokes-melania-movie-waaaay-funnier-172547268.html

Mostly screen shots from Twitter.

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"Somebody broke into my car, didn't steal anything, left 4 tickets for the Melania movie. It's a hate crime." (Original Post) Miles Archer 1 hr ago OP
That's funny... hlthe2b 1 hr ago #1
LOL mercuryblues 1 hr ago #2
I was disappointed. rubbersole 9 min ago #9
Lol SheltieLover 1 hr ago #3
Now this is just sick AND wrong. a kennedy 1 hr ago #4
K&R and LOL...nt Wounded Bear 1 hr ago #5
Thanks - I needed that. yellow dahlia 1 hr ago #6
Our local AMC isn't listing it on their website. You have to search for it. progressoid 1 hr ago #7
Thanks for the laugh! mysteryowl 53 min ago #8
OMG! That's Worse Than unlocked, empty suburban cars parked at a mall where.... electric_blue68 4 min ago #10
They'll but ghost seats for appearances just like they buy their own book. live love laugh 2 min ago #11

mercuryblues

(16,208 posts)
2. LOL
Wed Jan 28, 2026, 08:39 PM
1 hr ago


Melania has accomplished something, I didn't think she was capable of...

Made a movie with her clothes on.

rubbersole

(11,062 posts)
9. I was disappointed.
Wed Jan 28, 2026, 10:20 PM
9 min ago

I thought it would be very entertaining to hear Moses Mike field questions about it.🍿

progressoid

(52,707 posts)
7. Our local AMC isn't listing it on their website. You have to search for it.
Wed Jan 28, 2026, 09:15 PM
1 hr ago

So far 3 people have purchased tickets.

electric_blue68

(26,293 posts)
10. OMG! That's Worse Than unlocked, empty suburban cars parked at a mall where....
Wed Jan 28, 2026, 10:25 PM
4 min ago

other neighbors unload big bags of overgrown zucchini that they forgot to keep an eye on from their own gardens; onto unsuspecting victims !!


(a joke scenario from a real '80s gardening magazine)

And TY that was very funny!🎬📽

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