Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Pummeled to a pulp by critics over "Melania?"

Succumbed after going a few rounds with Nipah virus?

Shocked to death upon learning that Rand Paul got something right?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Sprung a Springsteen-induced aortic leak over The Boss releasing Minneapolis?

Contracted fatal case of measles in SC during largest outbreak since measles was eradicated? His last words were "russia first."

Flattened under weight of tesla crushing losses?

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

14. Soon, if there is a just and merciful God, soon.

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

28. Yes!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

27. Soon

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[malaise]

3. No but Springsteen is doing his best to help

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220977388

[Celerity]

4. No.

[ariadne0614]

5. I wonder if Hitler knew about this song.

Sorry if it’s already been posted. It came up on my FB feed yesterday, and it was new to me.

[Roy Rolling]

6. I heard it recently, too

But it was the original 1940s version.

Either one, I rate it 99–the words were true and the beat was easy to dance to.

[ariadne0614]

24. Bonus--she's got the moves. n/t

[niyad]

15. Feel free to post it every day! It is perfect.

[niyad]

20. Do feel free to post it here every day, a perfect addition to this daily

thread/prayer/desire. Yesterday, the original lyrics were posted, along with the very few word changes that bring it up-to-date.

[Coldwater]

7. Hope springs eternal

Last seen wearing a glove

[mahina]

17. Oh that is somehow even creepier

Ugh

Good catch

[niyad]

19. Thinking we won't remember that large bruise we saw at Davos.

[hlthe2b]

22. Skin is sloughing... (necrosis)... May as well put in a port for his infusions, Walter Reed staff!

[no_hypocrisy]

8. Choked on ICE.

[LymphocyteLover]

9. I'm still holding out hope that the collective hate of hundreds of millions of people will do the trick

[twodogsbarking]

10. Ripped to pieces by the big cats that escaped the National Zoo to save the environment.

Trampled to ded by people running to escape theaters showing Melaaaaaaaaniaaaaaaaaah.

[Joinfortmill]

11. Each day he inches closer to Hades.

[Dulcinea]

12. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[surfered]

13. #3 for $100, Alex.

[SheltieLover]

26. Yes!

[mahina]

16. Dragged down and delivered into the firey pits of hell by the ghosts of the founding fathers?

Squeezed through to another dimension by the gravity of his crimes against humanity into dark matter and zotted from existence to the unending cheers of billions?

Popped like a psychic zit on the soul of our nation?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

18. Torn to death

By JD Vance and Stephen Miller who were fighting over who got to kiss his oversized ass.

[hlthe2b]

21. "NO? NOT the news I want to hear!"

"Somehow even worse than that damned Melania movie!"

[niyad]

23. We share your response!

[MustLoveBeagles]

30. This

[Gordcanuck]

25. Not yet because

he is already in a hell of his own making. Go after his minions, they are just following orders and we know what to do with them.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

29. Open when it happens

[NotASurfer]

31. Well...morally. Not quite physically

Emotionally, anger and vengeance are clinging stubbornly to life. Mentally...could go either way I guess