The First Nude's hideous fake "wait till they get a load of ME" grin in the ad hawking her f*cking POPCORN BUCKET

[Miles Archer]

This woman has built her "legacy" on being bipolar, of scowling and angrily peering through her almost-closed eye slits while dropping f-bombs about the latest ripples in her pond of entitlement. To see this fake-assed grin while selling the rubes a FUCKING POPCORN BUCKET just turns my goddamned stomach. FUCK HER and more importantly FUCK HER POPCORN BUCKET

[PJMcK]

1. Disgustingly...

… there are many MAGA men who would love to.

[FalloutShelter]

2. Everyone needs a piss 🪣 pail

[tanyev]

3. F**king popcorn bucket inspired by f**king Christmas decor?

[Kid Berwyn]

4. Sad

Like bribing voters or commanding a new slate of electors, a plastic give-away to increase participation.



Thing will be a real collector’s item, going by the foe-king response.

[johnnyfins]

5. And the toilet porcelain smile

Of course.

[C_U_L8R]

6. Is there a hole in the bottom?

Oh sorry, that’s the Boebert bucket.

[Ocelot II]

8. Somehow I don't think this film will inspire that sort of shenanigans.

Unless you're into mean-looking plastic sex dolls.

[mr715]

16. She is a conventionally attractive

ghost of a woman that has been murdered and trapped in a well.

[travelingthrulife]

9. This is the first thing I thought of.

[Captain Zero]

7. What's the protest move for her "opening"

Does anyone know?

Like a bunch of people get in line early, move real slow, delay other ticket buyers then get to the ticket counter, count out their money and say "ah darn, I don't have enough" and leave?

Buy a bucket of popcorn, empty half and put shit in it, put the emptied amount on top and then go ask for money back?

[flying rabbit]

15. I dont think protests will be neccessary

It will sort itself out.

[Blue Owl]

10. Donald tRump's 3rd Wife Bucket

[sop]

11. The First Lady's hawking popcorn buckets now? Klassy with a K.

[2naSalit]

12. Big enough...

To puke into!

[Goonch]

13. ;-{)..........

[Solly Mack]

14. Something to puke in.

[Iggo]

17. She's slinging popcorn buckets now?

You mean her bothsideserism video in front of her movie poster didn’t do the trick?

It’s almost like nobody wants to see this movie that nobody wants to see.

[MakeThemCry]

18. She's still an attractive woman

But dumb as a box of rocks.

Also has a cartoonishly thick accent.

[Iggo]

19. She can always go back to hunting Moose and Squirrel.

[mr715]

20. Yeah, attractive enough, but she doesn't exude warmth.

She wears a winter coat to keep the cold in.