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The Borowitz Report-Nation's Dogs Call for Noem to be Fired
Nation's Dogs Call for Noem to be Fired
— Teawhalem (@teawhalem.bsky.social) 2026-01-29T14:37:42.915Z
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/nations-dogs-call-for-noem-to-be
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a scathing letter to Donald J. Trump, on Thursday the nation’s dogs demanded that Kristi Noem be fired as Secretary of Homeland Security.
“We were incredulous that someone as incompetent as Kristi Noem was nominated in the first place,” the canines wrote. “We knew this wouldn’t end well.”
“This is not a partisan issue,” the dogs concluded. “Cats agree.”
“We were incredulous that someone as incompetent as Kristi Noem was nominated in the first place,” the canines wrote. “We knew this wouldn’t end well.”
“This is not a partisan issue,” the dogs concluded. “Cats agree.”
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