It's a MOVIE MANDATE! The U.K. "HEARTS" the MELANIA MOVIE! SINGLE DIGIT TICKET SALES! Take THAT, LIBS! USA! USA!

[Miles Archer]

Melania humiliated as UK premiere of her movie gets single-digit ticket sales

https://www.rawstory.com/melania-trump-2675058423/

UK cinema chain Vue's will premier "Melania" at 3:10 p.m. at its flagship Islington theater in London, but so far only one person has bought a ticket and just two tickets have sold for a 6 p.m. showing – undercutting President Donald Trump's hype claims, reported LBC.

"MELANIA, the Movie, is a MUST WATCH," Trump posted Tuesday on Truth Social. "Get your tickets today — Selling out, FAST!"

In truth, according to Vue chief executive Tim Richards, UK ticket sales are "soft," and the film – for which Amazon MGM Studios paid a reported $40 million – is projected to make just $5 million during its opening weekend, and trade publication Boxoffice Pro projects less than half that haul.

"I’d be amazed if box office gets reported on this title," one industry insider told The Mirror, adding that the film’s distributors might be paying a fee to cinemas to screen the movie, an established practice known as “four-walling.”

[live love laugh]

1. Nobody is paying for propaganda.

[EYESORE 9001]

5. Not when it's available for free on the intertubes

I’m reminded of something I heard a few years ago: if something is free, then YOU are the product. Probably referencing Facebook.

[Johonny]

2. I assume these are critics.

[EYESORE 9001]

6. I'm sure they'll be critics alright

Probably have a scathing review after watching only ten minutes.

[oasis]

3. Hopefully Ken Burns will have a "Citizen Trump"

documentary ready to roll by 2028.

[leftstreet]

4. Can we assume Melania 2 won't get greenlit?

[tanyev]

7. Single digits, WOW! No movie has ever accomplished that!

[gordianot]

8. I suspect Donald expects Melania's Oscar.

[Hey Joe]

9. I would literally rather watch grass grow

Or clouds passing
Or paint dry
Or……..