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Chasstev365

(7,313 posts)
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 01:06 PM 3 hrs ago

I have the perfect vision of hell for Donald J. Trump

He is at the podium at one of his rallies when all the people starting leaving in silence, ignoring him in order to go vote for President Obama's 3rd term. The louder he yells the quicker people leave unit he is alone and the walls of the auditorium turn into the fires of hell. He realizes he will be stuck in hell and the worst part he is completely alone forever.

He can't bully, use, intimidate or hurt anyone for eternity.

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I have the perfect vision of hell for Donald J. Trump (Original Post) Chasstev365 3 hrs ago OP
That's a good one. My vision of Trump's Hell is this: Ocelot II 3 hrs ago #1
An eternity in a world where no one even recognizes him or pays the slightest attention to him. unblock 3 hrs ago #2
Being forced to watch the Melania movie? SocialDemocrat61 2 hrs ago #3
My vision is Diamond_Dog 2 hrs ago #4
Nicely done! Chasstev365 2 hrs ago #5
Naw naw naw... mr715 2 hrs ago #6
No mirrors, no cameras, no audience. Ping Tung 2 hrs ago #7
WI brewery offering Free Beer day Trump dies leftstreet 2 hrs ago #8
My version is Trump at one of his rallies Hey Joe 1 hr ago #9
I'm an atheist, but if I believed in hell, that sounds like a perfect one. NNadir 1 hr ago #10

Ocelot II

(129,617 posts)
1. That's a good one. My vision of Trump's Hell is this:
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 01:16 PM
3 hrs ago

He's dead but he doesn't realize it. Instead, he finds himself dead broke and living alone in a run-down double-wide in a seedy trailer park. He spends his days sitting on the steps drinking diet Pepsi, eating KFC and railing about the injustices done to him.

Sometimes he waddles over to a dumpster and pokes around with a stick, never with his little hands, hoping to find a copy of the New York Times or the Washington Post that might have an article about him, but they never do. He wonders why nobody ever writes about him any more. He has an old television that picks up Fox News if he moves the rabbit ears a certain way, but Fox never mentions him either. He tries to call Vladimir Putin but he only gets a recorded message stating that the number he has called is not in service.

There are no other people in his trailer park. He has a phone but it never rings.

unblock

(56,038 posts)
2. An eternity in a world where no one even recognizes him or pays the slightest attention to him.
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 01:34 PM
3 hrs ago

Trump? Who's that?

Diamond_Dog

(39,979 posts)
4. My vision is
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 01:57 PM
2 hrs ago

He is put in a room full of beautiful women who continue to point at him and laugh or make that vomit gesture by sticking your finger in your throat. Then he is tied to a chair and forced to watch a TV with video of President Obama accepting the Nobel Peace Prize over and over again.

mr715

(3,133 posts)
6. Naw naw naw...
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 02:14 PM
2 hrs ago

It is President Obama at the White House Correspondents Dinner, except forever... Everyone laughing at him while President Obama gets rapturous applause. Obama, is of course, wearing his Nobel prize and is flanked by Sec. Clinton, President Biden, and Vice President Harris

leftstreet

(39,307 posts)
8. WI brewery offering Free Beer day Trump dies
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 02:24 PM
2 hrs ago
The Minocqua Brewing Company in Wisconsin appeared to promote a deal for "free beer, all day long" on the day President Donald Trump dies in a post last week.

Liberal Wisconsin brewing company promises 'free beer, all day long' after Trump dies
The Minocqua Brewing Company is a pro-Democratic business that also protested ICE activity

By Lindsay Kornick Fox News
Published January 28, 2026 6:00am EST

"Free beer, all day long, the day he dies. Show us this post when it happens in a few months and we’ll make good on that promise," the "progressive beer" company wrote on Facebook on Thursday.

The company added, "update, we meant the Madison Taproom because that’s open all year, if he dies in the summer, then it’s gonna be the Minocqua Taproom."

https://www.foxnews.com/media/liberal-wisconsin-brewing-company-promises-free-beer-all-day-long-after-trump-dies


FOX is beside itself


Hey Joe

(473 posts)
9. My version is Trump at one of his rallies
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 02:57 PM
1 hr ago

Lying his ass off and wildly gesticulating when everyone starts noticing that smoke is emanating from him. He continues not noticing until a small flame sprouts from his suit collar.
The crowd starts murmuring as people run onto the stage to assist him but the flames continue to rapidly spread and grow.
Trump starts screaming as he now realizes he is aflame and a fire extinguisher is rushed out and retardant covers him but the flames grow incredibly hotter.
After several attempts a stagehand throws a blanket over him but it also bursts into higher, hotter flames as people retreat from the inferno.
Aghast, the magabillies can only weep and wail as the bonfire consumes the lectern and stage and Trump finally stills, never to defile truth or decency again.
Amen

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