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mr715

(3,133 posts)
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 02:29 PM 11 hrs ago

Noem silent at cabinet meeting.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5713280-noem-dhs-funding-negotiations/

So, while important power players like Zeldin at EPA or Lutnick at Commerce get to give their little TedTalks, Noem is relegated to sitting in the corner with her thumb up her ass.

It is crucially important (to me at least) that these people are humiliated. That their egos are damaged such that they know the collapse is inevitable. That they wake up every day in fear of that terminal tweet that sends them back to the cold frozen wasteland that they came from.

So, whoever handles Noem (which should be no one, considering she heads a high prestige cabinet-level department) has told the puppy murderer to be a good girl, sit down, and shut up.

And when she takes a piss on the floor, I hope they rub her nose in it. God knows Trump would get off on that.
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Noem silent at cabinet meeting. (Original Post) mr715 11 hrs ago OP
She sat there smirking senseandsensibility 11 hrs ago #1
I want the mortification to be public. mr715 11 hrs ago #2
I don't believe they do not know they don't care. "The simplest explanation live love laugh 10 hrs ago #4
She really is just a hick. If Corey ever cuts her loose she's toast. littlemissmartypants 8 hrs ago #13
They have to wake Dozey-Don up every now and then...... SergeStorms 8 hrs ago #23
I think Suze is the Official Diaper Changer in Chief. She's always with him on the littlemissmartypants 6 hrs ago #26
Pee-resident loves it when "his" Cabinet grovels. Kid Berwyn 11 hrs ago #3
Noem is done. Trump's gonna fire her tomorrow and replace her with Tom Homan. LetMyPeopleVote 10 hrs ago #5
The way she's throwing the malocchio in that photo... appmanga 9 hrs ago #7
New word alert: Malocchio IcyPeas 8 hrs ago #14
Sayonaro, LipoLips! lastlib 8 hrs ago #22
23% chance she's out by March 31st JoseBalow 7 hrs ago #24
Wait, she didn't even get her usual 10 minute segment to praise Trump? Fiendish Thingy 10 hrs ago #6
her 'adoration' of the monster will likely come in private and with kneepads at the ready Celerity 6 hrs ago #27
You're assuming she could find her ass. n/t Emrys 9 hrs ago #8
She asked Corey. littlemissmartypants 8 hrs ago #10
I'll line them up, Emrys 8 hrs ago #11
I'm busy today but what about tomorrow at four o'clock? 😉😘 littlemissmartypants 8 hrs ago #15
Date. n/t Emrys 8 hrs ago #19
Hahaha! ❤️ littlemissmartypants 8 hrs ago #20
Eloquent, mr715. Thanks for representing my position. littlemissmartypants 8 hrs ago #9
Quiet Piggy nt berniesandersmittens 8 hrs ago #12
This time it's a moniker, not a command. littlemissmartypants 8 hrs ago #16
She broke the cardinal rule: do not blame dump Clouds Passing 8 hrs ago #17
Looking forward to seeing the clips of this meeting SCantiGOP 8 hrs ago #18
the puppy killer seems like the very vindictive sort Skittles 8 hrs ago #21
Start the timer: lettuce or Noem. Also, which is smarter? LetMyPeopleVote 7 hrs ago #25

senseandsensibility

(24,335 posts)
1. She sat there smirking
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 02:35 PM
11 hrs ago

We have to remember that these people are not too bright. She probably has limited understanding of what is going on in general IRL and how unpopular she is.

mr715

(3,133 posts)
2. I want the mortification to be public.
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 02:37 PM
11 hrs ago

Let her wear a dunce cap and a scarlet "M" for murderer.

live love laugh

(16,240 posts)
4. I don't believe they do not know they don't care. "The simplest explanation
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 02:41 PM
10 hrs ago

is usually the right one.”

—Occam s Razor

littlemissmartypants

(32,381 posts)
13. She really is just a hick. If Corey ever cuts her loose she's toast.
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 04:52 PM
8 hrs ago

Corey's been with Don since 2016. He writes policy and is a criminal in his own right. He and Miller are running the show. You know who is just the frontman.

SergeStorms

(20,135 posts)
23. They have to wake Dozey-Don up every now and then......
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 05:38 PM
8 hrs ago

to sign some papers in OFFICIAL PRESIDENTIAL SHARPIE (Trump signature model) so he can show everyone he can still write his name all by himself, then President Miller and Vice-President Lewandowski continue destroying our country at will.

It has to be a laugh-riot with Stephen Goebbels looking over your shoulder every second of the day. Who do you think changes Trump's presidential diaper throughout the day, Miller or Lewandowski? My money is on Miller. He just exudes presidential shit from every pore in his body. 💩

littlemissmartypants

(32,381 posts)
26. I think Suze is the Official Diaper Changer in Chief. She's always with him on the
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 06:43 PM
6 hrs ago

Out of the Office activities. I don't think Miller is. He would know how to change one though. His forth child is on the way.

I don't think Caroline would stoop that low. She's too much of a princess. Though I could see her as occasional dooty relief for Suze.

They're all a disgusting bunch of criminals.

appmanga

(1,412 posts)
7. The way she's throwing the malocchio in that photo...
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 03:56 PM
9 hrs ago

...it's not difficult to believe she's a victim of the long knives and they're just waiting to bury the body.

lastlib

(27,737 posts)
22. Sayonaro, LipoLips!
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 05:24 PM
8 hrs ago

You got it coming. No one will shed a tear--there is no sympathy for you in America. (Well, maybe Vlad will have a brief sad, but you're really nothing to him either.)

Fiendish Thingy

(22,362 posts)
6. Wait, she didn't even get her usual 10 minute segment to praise Trump?
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 03:04 PM
10 hrs ago

Somebody else must have been given the assignment to take up the slack.

Celerity

(53,946 posts)
27. her 'adoration' of the monster will likely come in private and with kneepads at the ready
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 06:50 PM
6 hrs ago

littlemissmartypants

(32,381 posts)
9. Eloquent, mr715. Thanks for representing my position.
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 04:42 PM
8 hrs ago

There is not a hell hot enough for these criminals. ❤️

SCantiGOP

(14,674 posts)
18. Looking forward to seeing the clips of this meeting
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 05:03 PM
8 hrs ago

on Kimmel, Colbert, Daily Show, etc etc

Skittles

(170,029 posts)
21. the puppy killer seems like the very vindictive sort
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 05:12 PM
8 hrs ago

would be nice if she was canned and started making noise about it

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