Actual quotes from the cabinet meeting today. Coal saves lives.

[underpants]

Trump: I don’t want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up for people who own their homes. You can be sure that will happen



Trump: “I like this better than 3 hours! JD, would you like to say something? He is, after all he is the Vice President.”

Vance fires back: “It’s OK sir, I’m here for the free coffee!”

Loeffler: The 18 trillion you brought is creating an economic boom. We will have 7% GDP growth. It’s probably being underestimated right now.

Lutnick: You are fixing everything with your policies. You have changed America and created the golden age


Bessent: The best rapper in the world, Nicki Minaj


Chris Wright claims "at least hundreds of deaths" would've occurred had Trump not saved coal

[Bread and Circuses]

1. What Drugs are the taking! This is straight out of GILEAD

[FadedMullet]

2. Mr. Underpants - I think that I actually got a little dumber just from reading this. WTF are these morons thinking?

[underpants]

4. He's had a bad week.

He needs some -good boy! Yes you are!

[yellow dahlia]

5. I second that emotion.

[Permanut]

3. Some of the best examples of brown-nosing I've ever seen..