LOL! Craigslist listing--$50 if you go to see "Melania" in Boston & stay for the whole film!

[tblue37]

— George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 (@gtconway.bsky.social) 2026-01-29T14:41:54.345Z

[flvegan]

1. $50 and guarantee my seat is next to Lauren Boebert.

Swatting her hands away will at least keep me awake, and busy so I don't have to watch this trash.

[Polybius]

7. I wouldn't swat them away

[flvegan]

10. LOL

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

2. I'd rather have my eyes poked out than have to see that crap for any amount of money!!

[rationalcalgarian]

3. An old joke, but...

Her mother used to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her.
Seems fitting.

[lame54]

4. $50 to take a nap

[Norrrm]

5. Donald would take up that offer.

[Baitball Blogger]

6. Pathetic.

[surfered]

8. Maybe a grand, if I can take a bottle of red.

[progressoid]

9. Yeah, it's not real but I guess it's funy.