Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Consumed by his perfidious lust for unbridled power?

Stroked out during race with Musk to see who's the more skeevy billionaire?

Overdosed on Ratner's box office poison?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[surfered]

1. Groucho Marx - Say the secret word and win $50

Today’s secret word is Perfidious

[surfered]

2. There's still a chance of a golf course incident

[SheltieLover]

4. Plenty od time left today...

[hlthe2b]

3. "Perfidious lust for unbridled power? We'll see about that. We've got your back, Judge Biery!"

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

8. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

6. Sadly not yet, but there is plenty of time left...

[Sneederbunk]

7. Tainted bucket of popcorn at 'Melania' showing.

[bluestarone]

9. Not yet BUT when the WEIGHT of the evidence crashes down on him, he will

SURELY DIE!!

[littlemissmartypants]

10. Still hopeful ! 😊 ❤️

[LetMyPeopleVote]

11. It simply can't come soon enough. 😡

[malaise]

13. Them there vuktures look hungry

😀

[malaise]

12. No but

He’s trying hard to hide from the details of Bestie Jeffrey’s files