A natural extension of MAGA thought.
Allowing oneself to follow the "logic" of MAGA leads me to the following upcoming Executive Orders and statements.
- The distance of the deportation is determined by the degree of epidural pigmentation density.
- 1/10 tariff: for every $10 dollars paid for a chinese import, a person needs to do one push up.
- Senate Gerrymandering. All Red states will be divided into north south east and west:, each having 2 senators. Blue states will be combined: New Jersey/New York will now become New Jerk.
- The military will no longer defend blue states therefore Putin can use the residents to fight against Ukraine.
- Voting records will be admissible evidence in all federal crimes.
- Those voting blue will be provided pens with disappearing ink.
- Speech is no longer free, but it is on sale: normally $10,000/sentence, this month it is on sale for $4,999. Make checks payable to Drumpf and, until the check clears, shut the f… up.
- In lieu of rural hospitals, residents will be provided with reruns of Dr Oz’s show.
- It is now illegal to wear a bullet proof vest at a protest.