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Anyone have any idea who this friend of Orange Julius Caesar is? (Original Post) generalbetrayus 20 hrs ago OP
His imaginary friend. yellow dahlia 20 hrs ago #1
Joe Isuzu...? regnaD kciN 20 hrs ago #2
nevermind your actual rape conviction + the fine you owe her. pansypoo53219 20 hrs ago #3
Someone trump made up in his imagination LetMyPeopleVote 20 hrs ago #4
What's that? What's his name? Oh, I dunno ...... Covfefe Boy, I think? (nt) AZJonnie 19 hrs ago #5
Me, myself and I (speaking from Trump). Nt Tree Lady 19 hrs ago #6
His mirror image, across the divide. usonian 19 hrs ago #7
His only friend is Jeffrey Epstein. n/t flvegan 18 hrs ago #8
The pillow guy? Old Crank 18 hrs ago #9
The Ghost of Jeffrey? littlemissmartypants 18 hrs ago #10
Natural follow-up: "Mr. President, did this alleged 'friend' work for you?" 0rganism 17 hrs ago #11
Trump is the "Most full of shit person ever" oasis 15 hrs ago #12
I laughed yuh see😀 malaise 15 hrs ago #13
The voice in his head HAB911 15 hrs ago #14
Six foot invisible rabbit with tears in its eyes. dameatball 14 hrs ago #15
The guy who lives in his colon. Or, I should say, one of the guys. Vinca 14 hrs ago #16
AKA John Barron, David Dennison tanyev 13 hrs ago #17
John Baron Americanme 13 hrs ago #18
He shouldn't believe his lying friend...the one who lives in his mirror. Ping Tung 12 hrs ago #19

0rganism

(25,518 posts)
11. Natural follow-up: "Mr. President, did this alleged 'friend' work for you?"
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 04:21 AM
17 hrs ago

"Does your friend's name rhyme with 'Schlepstein'?"
"Is your friend on staff at Mar-a-Lago?"
"Do they still want you in jail for the rest of your life? Are they in the room with us now, Mr. President?"
"Mr. President, on the scale of Princess Jasmine to Snow White, how innocent are you?"
"Mr. President, are you the essence of purity itself come from the beyond to grace us mere mortals with your innocence?"

Americanme

(433 posts)
18. John Baron
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 08:44 AM
13 hrs ago

Same guy who told the National Enquirer "Marla says Donald is the best lover she ever had" in a voice sounding exactly like the orange menace.

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