Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Castrated in self-defense by the "littlest girl" who was "a little naughty?"

Tried to cure his dementia with RFK jr's keto diet?

Attacked by ICE stormtroopers who just learned about the 5-year clause in their gestapo contracts?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[MiHale]

1. Pissed off chimpanzees ripped his face off...

and plastered it on themselves.

[SheltieLover]

2. Followed RFK, Jr new food pyramid & cholesterol quickly won!

[Coldwater]

3. No But

Expert warns Trump's health rapidly declining

Personal Note: Just not fast enough

Link

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/expert-warns-trump-s-health-rapidly-declining/ar-AA1VKYtF?ocid=msedgntp&pc=HCTS&cvid=ed2c8d539bc842e8ab5fefa7023ecea2&ei=13

[LymphocyteLover]

4. Maybe the Epstein-Trump victims will gang up on him and did some vigilante justice

Has anyone ever been strung up just by their testicles?

[AZ8theist]

5. Dotards balls aren't big enough to string up. He admitted it himself:

[Grim Chieftain]

24. Didn't Stormy Daniels say something about a two and a half inch mushroom?

[AZ8theist]

29. Yes she did:

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

10. Maybe tomorrow 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[ColoringFool]

7. Every Day I Awake Hopeful, And Then.... 🤬

[surfered]

8. Got his prescriptions from TrumpRx and overdosed on ivermectin

It was ivermectin for dementia, ivermectin for high blood pressure, ivermectin for high cholesterol.

[mysteryowl]

9. I dream of the parties across the US and world when it happens.

[Orrex]

12. The only down side...

Is that the media will immediately go into overdrive to sanitize his presidency, describing as a decisive leader, a polarizing figure not afraid to make enemies. And meanwhile they’ll portray Melania as a Jackie O figure of unmatched grace and strength in the face of tragedy.

Airsick bags will be distributed as needed.

[mysteryowl]

13. We still will be partying in the streets! Maybe fireworks too!

[GopherGal]

17. Worldwide Celebration

except maybe for Putin

]

[twodogsbarking]

23. This is worth watching, more than once.

[mysteryowl]

34. Yes, we will play this song on loud speakers!

[AZ8theist]

31. HELL YEAH!!

I saved all my rockets from election day that went unused because of the steal.
I'm keeping those until he's fucking dead, then will fire off EVERYTHING!!
My MAGAT neighbors will hate it, but they can go fuck themselves.

[twodogsbarking]

11. Quicksand. Gurgle, bubble, problem gone.

Isn't it time for his third annual MRI??

[AZ8theist]

32. Annual?? It's more like MONTHLY for the demented nitwit.

[JohnnyRingo]

14. I just got up and looked.

Sadly no.

[2MuchNoise]

15. Spontaneously discombobulated.

[orangecrush]

16. Searching for a cure

If modern medicine has a conscience, it will rapidly find a cure for the disease keeping Trump alive.

— Melissa Blauvelt (@mbclinpath.bsky.social) 2026-02-06T13:29:48.408Z

[niyad]

20. EXACTLY!!!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

18. Eaten by hungry gators while at Mar A Lago

They promptly got sick and regurgitated his remains. Now there's a nasty oil slick off the Florida coast.

[surfered]

19. This

[Botany]

27. That picture makes me happy.

Go Gators!

[Seinan Sensei]

21. Hit in the head by falling, frozen iguana

Then, writhing on the ground, was shot by Secret Service when they saw the size of HIS neck-waddle, and thought he was the leader of the killer iguanas

[twodogsbarking]

22. Tried to floss his teeth, missed and cut his head off.

[Botany]

25. Today is a new day and rich with new possibilities.

Always remember he is closing in on being 80 years old, he doesn’t exercise, he is morbidly obese,
he has some kind of advancing cognitive decline, and his favorite meal is 2 Big Macs or Quarter
Pounders, 2 Filet of Fish sandwiches … gotta get some blood vessel clogging trans fats …. and a
large chocolate shake. Any day could be THE DAY and that day is getting closer all the time.

[malaise]

26. No but

His racism is live and well


https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100220999828
Looks like he’s threatening the Obama’s now.
Must suck to be mentally inferior to both Obamas

[Blue Owl]

28. Today would be a glorious day for a massive, pants-shitting, public coronary

[milestogo]

30. Today, hopefully.

[hlthe2b]

33. "They said today was the day, so I stayed up for hour upon hours to see..."

"sadly, no..."

[mysteryowl]

35. This is so cute

[MustLoveBeagles]

39. That's so cute

Here's a heart ❤️

[hlthe2b]

40. Why thank you. That kitten sends a serotonin rush through the screen, I think...

[Generic Other]

36. Your fantasies are his just desserts

I will cross my fingers and light a candle every night.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

37. I am trying to decide which tombstone should be used

Link to tweet

[Orrex]

41. Gosh, which to choose?

[Blue Owl]

38. Disappeared by an angry tactical mob who've had enough of his racism

And a few days later, they find pieces of him in multiple locations which are then used for shark chum

[Joinfortmill]

42. I keep asking Satan to take him, but he keeps refusing.