"YAWN"...I was just reading the blockbuster news about The First Nude & Rapin' Grampy not living in the same state.

[Miles Archer]

I'm guessing that whatever interaction occurs between them is spelled out in the pre-nup.

As frigid and angry and entitled as the First Nude may be, think for a moment about the humiliation factor of Trump humping Stormy Daniels AND Karen McDougal, spread across every major newspaper in the USA.

Seems to me that MOST WOMEN who are married to guys WITHOUT MONEY AND POWER would have taken a hike as soon as the headlines hit.

Melania Trump's "interest in" being "First Lady" seems limited to utterly garish "White House Christmas Decorations" to show her contempt for Christmas, and half-assed schemes cooked up by her staff, like "Be Best." The only initiative I know that was MORE SUCCESSFUL was DOGE, and...other than Musk getting exactly what he went in for...wasn't successful at all.

So the First Nude reportedly lives in the New York Trump properties, and occasionally shows up at Mar-a-Lago and the White House. Once again, I'm gonna take a wild guess and say a "quota" is spelled out in the pre-nup.

The only real outcome of her showing up at official events is that the MAGAts swoon over her being "Our Jackie Kennedy" and everyone else makes Melania jokes.

ANYWAY...Michael Wolff's theories on her "primary residence" are here:

I’ve Found Where Melania Trump Really Lives: Wolff
https://www.thedailybeast.com/ive-found-where-melania-trump-really-lives-wolff/

[Irish_Dem]

1. During Trump's first term she was said to be living with her parents in Virginia, not the White House.

They have not lived together for a very long time.

[Tree Lady]

11. The look on her face at the balls the first time

She didn't think he would win, the cameras caught her after he said something abusive to her and she looked sullen and very unhappy. Many pics the same since then. I noticed she seems happier this time so I assume she got a better offer to stay in marriage this time. She will be very rich and divorce his ass second this is over...oh please let it be over!

[Johonny]

14. Given he was having at least one affair

During the first term, and possibly more...who could blame her. She'd have everyone's sympathy if she wasn't a horrible asshole too.

[democrank]

2. The so-called First Lady has one goal in my view

to cement her future financial wellbeing.

[Miles Archer]

6. There's a lot being written about her right now that I don't post, primarily because I don't care, and she creeps me out

...but she is supposedly feathering her financial nest in New York. Setting up her "empire."

No idea what's in the pre-nup, if she has to pretend to be married until Trump dies, or leaves office.

I'm sure that, being a snake just like him, she negotiated a massive payday at the end of all of this.

[mopinko]

13. just guessing but

i assume it’s a bigger payday when he dies.

[Miles Archer]

16. I'd bet the FARM on that, my friend.

As I've said here, and elsewhere, MANY times...she is EASILY as much of a snake as HE is.

And every day that he's breathing, he gives her 100 reasons to leave, and HE knows that, SHE knows that, and the ATTORNEYS know that.

Same as taking an early retirement. You don't get full benefits, they are prorated.

I am 100% convinced that there is a "Grampy Takes His Dirt Nap" bonus in there for her, if she can see it through, and I'm sure she will.

[mopinko]

17. after my 1st divorce

i said- next time i’ll just hire a hit man.
i had a very good divorce the 2nd time, and i didnt, but i regret it many days.

[IcyPeas]

19. I sure hope she doesn't accidentally fall down the stairs... she

might get buried in the trump cemetery... I mean... golf course.

[underpants]

3. It's.... It's like the Melania movie fake or something

[GoCubsGo]

4. No shit, Sherlock.

Perhaps if Mr. Wolff had listened to the reports prior to the inauguration saying she was going to be living in their gold-painted dump in NYC, he'd know this. And, it's more of their shit for which we taxpayers have to foot the bills.

[Miles Archer]

7. It's what we, as taxpayers, endured in the first term

She spent most of the first year of Trump's first term in NYC, because she had to be near her precious little Boo Boo, Barron.

That means we paid for the additional security details, transportation, etc.

So we're doing the same in Term 2, apparently.

[GoCubsGo]

8. Not Barron...

Her boyfriend. Actually, she spent the first term at her parents' home in Northern Virginia, allegedly because of her wretched spawn. I wouldn't be surprised if Hank, or whatever the hell his name is, was hanging out there, as well. That being said, she rarely spent time in the White House mainly because who the hell wants to be around a dementia-riddled asshole who reeks and constantly shits his pants? In that regard, I don't blame her. But, she went into that relationship willingly.

[Miles Archer]

9. Well, Barron was the smokescreen, the "beard."

"Oh, precious little Barron is still in school. I, as his mommy, must never leave his side."

That was the version of the story fed to the public.

I see Melania as every bit as much of a viper as Trump. Maybe worse. She is certainly as devious and conniving and completely lacking in any kind of self-awareness.

She's notoriously litigious, suing a British tabloid (and winning) over stories about how she actually earned a living, other than dropping her panties for photographers.

Seeing how angry and moody and bipolar she is on a regular basis, I'll assume that any sexual encounters with Trump ended when the Daniels and McDougal stories were front-page news.

And, she has always been the "bird in the gilded cage"...that gold monstrosity in Trump Tower...and I believe flattery and constant reinforcement about how beautiful and special and precious she is ends up being as important to her as the air she breathes.

That makes her an easy "mark" for men who know some women need that, so they have a well-rehearsed script to read from when they want something from those women.

I don't think she's a "good person," I don't see her as particularly intelligent or gifted, just an opportunistic Slovenian sex industry worker who hitched her wagon to Trump's star and has ridden it, willingly or reluctantly, ever since.

I don't know how often she "wants" or "needs" sex (and don't want to), but I will assume any time she wanted it, she went after it, and not with Trump.

[IcyPeas]

5. Also this:

ThePatrioticBlonde🇺🇸
@ImBreckWorsham
Meanwhile....According to Epstein Files, Trump was fucking his personal secretary, Madeline Westerhout, during his first term, whenever his wife and son went to Mar-A-Lago and he stayed behind.

Who would've imagined?

— (@paulusg.bsky.social) 2026-02-11T20:19:18.236Z

[Tree Lady]

12. How could anyone do that with him

Surely knowing they would get nothing out of it. Maybe he promised her a better job, people are so stupid to trust him.

He wears diapers! Would he bother to shower first? Ugh!

[mopinko]

15. i've been trying to remember the name of the 1st term aide

a spokes person maybe, grisham? she said they had to work hard to shield young women working in the wh from him.

[Swede]

10. Good work, if you can find it.

[eppur_se_muova]

18. I used to refer to her as the Third Lady, but decided I really couldn't call her a lady. nt