The Template to Being a Good Republican..

[kentuck]

First of all, you must believe that government is too big and it is the enemy of the people. That is why they spend like drunken sailors when they are in power.

Secondly, they believe that government has no business helping people find work. The market system should be left to its own devices. That is why for the last 50 years, most unemployment has happened under Republican Presidents.

Thirdly, although they profess to be conservatives, they spend tax dollars as if it was a piggy bank just for themselves. They have no respect for the taxpayers' money.

All the while, they claim they are strong on defense and are the Party of Jesus. Their actions and their results prove them wrong on both counts.