Leaked copy of Trump's State of the Union Address

[artemisia1]

Last edited Wed Feb 18, 2026, 04:10 AM - Edit history (1)

Just over a year ago, I once again took the oath of office. After having an election stolen from me that I won and everyone knows I won.

Today America is back! Our standing in the world has never been greater. Once again the United States is respected and taken seriously unlike when Biden, the worst President in history was destroying America.

Unemployment is now so low, they have a hard time even measuring it. Over a thousand new factories have been open after I fought China and told them they weren't going to be taking American jobs any more.

92 Percent of Americans are happy with the way the country is now headed. Eight percent are hardcore leftists who are too stupid to see all I've done for the nation.

I have personally stopped 11 wars, saved millions of American lives from wicked drugs like Fentanyl that were being imported from over the border -- a border that Biden and the Democrats left wide open.

I have so much more to do and I look forward to signing thousands of Executive Orders ending things like the scourge of DEI, lack of God in schools and the dump truck that left the station on Thursday. Yesterday, I had one of the finest shrimp cocktails ever made. The most beautiful shrimp cocktail. The best shrimp cocktail. The biggest shrimp cocktail.

Thank you!

(SARCASM)

[Shellback Squid]

1. I still think the first part is going to be pretty accurate

[nilram]

2. Someone needs to bring MTG as a guest

so she can yell at him.

[Inkey]

3. There will be a bingo card for this !!!

For an alternate view, watch the Defiance alternate broadcast on Feb 24 7:00 PM. https://www.defiance.org/

[Dr. T]

4. This looks like something Gavin Newsom would post.

I love those trumpery posts. Good work, Artie.

A side note, "trumpery" is a real word and it's hilarious in this context. Here's a link to definition.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/trumpery

[Buns_of_Fire]

5. This is probably more accurate than not. nt

[Johonny]

6. Me me me me me me me me me me

You are so stupid for not seeing how great I am. I am great. Great I am. Now here are the border patrol that killed that terrorist, so I can give them the medal of Freedom live on TV. Don't forget about me.