Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Left in a hot car?

Buried by avalanche of unredacted Epstein files released by France and Germany?

Overcome by fumes on newly repainted Air Force One?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Began sleep walking and wandered

in to the ballroom construction site and fell into a vat of concrete.

[MiHale]

2. Had a fatal heart attack while recreating ...

Chasing a 14 year old around his bedroom. Old Pedo can’t run like he used to.

[Coldwater]

3. No, but

Donald Trump was once again seen struggling to walk straight line while descending from Marine One,

Not that he ever could walk a straight line, but now it's manifested itself physically

[SheltieLover]

4. Not that I've heard, but how would we know?

[Goonch]

5. ;-{)......

[malaise]

6. Can't top that today

[twodogsbarking]

8. Jaws theme music would be great.

[ShazzieB]

13. Ha!

Is this one of those messed up AI images where human body parts don't fit together properly? Because I only see one leg, and it's in a position that no actual human leg could achieve!

[AZ8theist]

15. Yes

[malaise]

7. No but

the DHS’s top spokesperson Tricia McLaughin Is about to depart

[twodogsbarking]

9. Eaten by Rocky Raccoon.

Do-do-do, dooroo-do-do
Do-dooroo-do-do, do-do
Do-do-do, dooroo-do-do
Do-dooroo-do-do, do-do

[hlthe2b]

10. "Every morning when I wake up I rush to DU to see what new horror he has wrought...

hoping against hope for good news, but alas..."

[MustLoveBeagles]

21. Cute wide eyed doggy 💗

[niyad]

11. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

12. I have a dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[LymphocyteLover]

18. stop teasing us!

[SheltieLover]

23. The whole world shares your dream...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

24. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[Joinfortmill]

14. TickTock, and another day closer.

[Grim Chieftain]

16. Apparently only good people die

considering who we've lost in the past few months.

[LymphocyteLover]

17. Apparently not, but I had real hopes when he met with Liz Truss a few days ago...

[jls4561]

20. Did she present him with a head of lettuce and a countdown clock?

[BigmanPigman]

19. Remember the Korean incident when

people were hired and they poisoned Kim's brother with a poison. He died right away.

I wonder if someone will decide to do that to tRump?

"The half-brother of Kim Jong-un was killed by a chemical attack in Malaysia on the orders of the North Korean government, the US has concluded."

"Kim Jong-nam died after a bizarre encounter at Kuala Lumpur airport in 2017, when two women smeared his face with VX nerve agent."

"The women, who say they believed they were carrying out a prank for a TV show, are on trial for murder."

[Orrex]

25. Come on. I think that's taking this a little too far.

I could never ask someone to touch his face.

[GopherGal]

26. But if he's shaking so many hands so vigorously that it's causing them to bruise...

maybe one of them will have a hand full of VX.

No? Maybe someone swaps that into his orange makeup tube. (I"m thinking once again that he must be applying it himself, as no makeup artist would do such a bad job.)

[LetMyPeopleVote]

22. Presidential memorials