Trump Worries Potamac Will 'Smell Like Poop' on July 4th

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Trump Worries Potamac Will ‘Smell Like Poop’ on July 4th

February 18, 2026 at 4:18 pm EST By Taegan Goddard 92 Comments

https://politicalwire.com/2026/02/18/trump-worries-potamac-will-smell-like-poop-on-july-4th/

President Trump is worried the stench from a massive sewage spill in the Potomac River could linger in the nation’s capital this summer during his planned celebrations for the country’s 250th birthday, USA Today reports.

[durablend]

1. It's not the Potomac causing the stench

[Dorothy V]

2. It would smell fine if the orange fatty would leave and take its goons with it.

[RockRaven]

3. Like POTUS, like waterway.

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. But his own poop-filled diapers are peachy keen to him?

What a schmuck.

[rampartd]

5. rfk will be right at home

[magicarpet]

10. Skinny dipping and scubadiving with the turds.

Super alpha male opium affictionatos do not ever take deadly germs seriously, they just laugh and giggle about them.

[rampartd]

12. the guy responsible for health and communicablde disease

recommends heroin and snorts cocaine, while claiming vaccine is bad.

they need to make room for more afrikanners and data centers i guess.

[Initech]

6. It's kind of hard to say something will smell like that when he naturally does.

[Greg_In_SF]

7. They said

It could take 10 months to clean up.

[Whyisthisstillclose]

8. He and the river are cases of "he who smelt it, dealt it"

[C_U_L8R]

9. Donald, you're not supposed to flush your diapers.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. Eau De tRump

[Kid Berwyn]

13. That's what the EPA's for, ya moron!