I'm in the UK now. Windsor Castle is being searched

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and I’m told Andrew is not feeling suicidal. In fact, he’s celebrating his birthday.

Big news day.

Scotland Yard to Trump: Break into THIS, you bloody bugger!

Brit friend told me the following, and I’ve asked for clarification:

Also, something strange is going on with Gates. He’s cancelled his entire diary? Maybe he’s next?

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1. Say hi to Larry for me

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2. Heart

I don’t know Larry, but there’s a beautiful orange stray making himself at home in Crail, Fife in a pottery shop there. You’ll find him curled up in a salad bowl on top of a pile of mittens.