What will his family do when he dies?

[moose65]

What do you think Trump’s spawn (Jr, Ivanka, and Eric) will do when he finally kicks the bucket? I mean, look at what they allowed him to do when their mother died - burying her on a golf course.

It’s clear to me that they really don’t like Trump ( who does?). What will they allow Melania to do as far as his funeral and final resting place is concerned?

On second thought, they’ll probably find some way to either rip off the government or get the rubes to give them money for his burial.

I don’t want him to die anytime soon. I would rather he had some kind of debilitating condition that would allow his children to put him into some far away facility where he can marinate in his own feces for the next ten or fifteen years.

[Deuxcents]

1. They'll fight over the spoils..maybe even in courts

[no_hypocrisy]

2. All five beneficiaries to the Will (assuming TSF didn't put everything into a trust --

or just plain hid it around the world under LLC's) will lawyer up.

Let the games begin.

[Fiendish Thingy]

7. Five?

Who are you leaving out? Melania?

[no_hypocrisy]

12. Junior, Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, Barron.

[Fiendish Thingy]

24. Are you presuming Melania will predecease her hubby?

Or that she isn’t in the will at all?

[chowmama]

30. They'll try to cut her out

And for a big enough paycheck, she'll be happy to go. It's not like she likes them or the family business. She'll be in a position to hold them up for a lot of $$.

[wcmagumba]

3. The Republicans will get him buried in Arlington National Cemetery...

They will claim his standing as CIC merits his burial there...disgusting...

[Tree Lady]

14. Yes they will put him there simply

Because it's guarded and people will pee and poop on it.

[Deuxcents]

15. He's a 3 time draft dodger and I'm pretty sure it ain't gonna happen..he thinks they're losers so he'll want his own

Cemetery with a big shrine and mausoleum. Maybe a big arch at the entrance with an eternal flame in gold and his MAGA volunteers to watch over it all

[ColoringFool]

37. 100%. And An Eternal Flame. You Know Why.

[Alephy]

4. Exhale deeply?

[MustBeTheBooz]

5. They'll be fine...

Jared will have his Saudi buddies.
Ivanka will have her Goya beans, copyrights, fashion knockoffs, and Jared.
Beavis and Butthead will have their Russian businesses.
And Tiffany will have her coush apartment - unless Melania or Barron wants it, of course. But isn’t her husband stupid wealthy? So yeah, who gives a shit.

My only hope is they all end up in prison. But it’s a foolish hope.

[Fiendish Thingy]

6. They will fight over his money, try to escape the debt collectors, but most importantly

They will battle over who gets to use the family name and Donnie’s likeness.

[Ilikepurple]

36. I'm sure there's already a living and pour over trust, so he can rule from beyond.

He obviously has his favorites, but I don’t think he’d trust any of them with free rein to direct his assets. I wonder who he feels he can trust to be trustee and follow his rules. Maybe we’ll see our first AI trustee built on the past statements and actions of the trustor? The estate planning, probate, and subsequent administration of the trust would make the best drama filled estate planning based tv show ever. Who knew Tiffany had it in her? Perhaps the second season could be Wills and Estates: Indictments, Disgorgement, and Covfefe.

[usonian]

8. They will hire computer experts to crack the password on his bitcoin wallet.

Which Putin holds.

[GaYellowDawg]

9. I know what I wish they'd do.

I wish they'd light a giant funeral pyre for him and float it down the Potomac, and jump into the pyre in fits of grief.

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. Scheme against each other before accepting their cut.

[NewHendoLib]

11. I could not care less. All I know is we will be partying in our house!

[Metaphorical]

13. I'd be perfectly happy

if he kicked the bucket tomorrow. I'll be honest - I have no particular reason to believe that he will be treated with anything other than kid gloves for the rest of his life, because as the Epstein files are now revealing, the man has blackmail material on far too many people. That's how people like Trump operate.

So frame the OP question differently. What happens afterwards?
* Trump, Jr., is a cocaine addict, and has pretty much burned out any remaining brain cells.
* Eric is probably trying to be the favored child, no doubt plans a career in politics, but given everything else, I think he'll find it almost impossible to get out of Trump's shadow.
* Ivanka is far more focused on her businesses after getting burned back in Trump's first term, which is a big part of the reason she's all but disappeared in the last year.
* Tiffany just wants to be left alone.
* Barron played up the young heir apparent for a while, but frankly, I think he was forced into it by dear old dad.

Trump's fortunes are based largely on his ability to blackmail others, and the real danger for him from the Epstein files is that he is losing that ability as people are forced into the spotlight.

My gut feeling is that when daddy kicks the bucket, his estate is going to be entailed six ways to Sunday before his body is even interred. Yes, there will be squabbling over who gets what, but whether there's actually anything left by the time he's done remains to be seen . Truth Social will die with him. The bribes and "gifts" will come out in the inevitable investigation. Assets will likely be seized by multiple governments. His crypto accounts will likely fall to zero overnight because no one wants to get caught money laundering or passing bribes in the inevitable investigation. Most of his properties were sold long ago to cover other debts.

[Tree Lady]

19. It would be great if after he dies

And they find proof of the rest of what he did with Epstein if they all get sued from a hundred different cases and lose most of their inheritances. It won't matter to the girls but the sons it will.

[CrispyQ]

31. I read Melania renegotiated her pre-nup at the start of his 2nd term,

& secured something significant for her & Barron.

[oasis]

16. It's party time 🥳

[IcyPeas]

17. Who really wants to do business with Don Jr and Eric? Isn't it only...

people trying to curry favor from trump?

Trump should be buried in a shithole.

[GoCubsGo]

18. They will try to flee to a non-extradition country.

Well, Ivanka and Tiffany, anyway. I don't think their brothers are smart enough to do the same. They will also go after each others' throats, since they hate each other as much as they hate their father. I'm betting they all eventually wind up in prison, along with Lara and Jared. Although, it wouldn't surprise me if Beavis or Butthead got offed by someone they screwed over.

[purr-rat beauty]

20. Hopefully, run and hide

Trump assets are going to be snatched to pay for damages or destroyed by the populace

[Faux pas]

21. Bury him

at the golf course next to their mommy

[Emrys]

22. Stuff and mount him

then charge people $1,000 a shot to touch the hem of his baggy trousers.

When the novelty of that wears off, it could be $1,000 to give him a bunch of fives in the kisser, $10,000 for a boot square in where his nuts were rumoured to be, or for the really kinky MAGAts, $100,000 for a night of total seclusion with his husk, no questions asked.

[GoodRaisin]

23. They'll all be trying to beat one another to the money.

[S/V Loner]

25. Prison...

There will be no one to protect them.

[dem4decades]

26. Grift, grift and then grift some more.

[vapor2]

27. OMG, can't finish reading all posts here......LMAO

[jmowreader]

28. They'll emulate Lenin

A mausoleum will be built and Trump's remains, embalmed with the eyeballs replaced with glass ones, will be placed on display in a glass casket located within.

[choie]

29. Lawyer up

because hopefully the DOJ under the next Democratic president will prosecute them for stealing the treasury.

[struggle4progress]

32. They bought such nice fireworks for Charlie Kirk's funeral, surely they can suabble

about the fireworks they want at Donny's funeral

[BigMin28]

33. They won't

have a say. I guarantee Step Mommie Dearest has locked in a deal for herself and Barron. She'll make sure they are left with nothing from Stinky.

[OAITW r.2.0]

34. A mausoleum in the Penthouse Suite of Trump Tower?

Maybe his porn pResidential library, too.

[C_U_L8R]

35. Hopefully, they be making license plates in Sing Sing

[NotASurfer]

38. Sell small pieces of the corpse

Tiny bits in acrylic for some obscene price. Easy grift, huge built in market.

Of course it will ultimately turn out the total volume of tiny bits is equivalent to the weight of all the Quarter Pounders served at a moderately busy McDonalds in a week. Easily hundreds of times the mass of the deceased. Of course it will be a scam. Of course the die-hard supporters will call math a lie, or the results proof of a miracle

[Orrex]

39. They should each throw themselves on his pyre in turn.

[Volaris]

40. Well whatever happens after i cant say, but i fucking PROMISE theyre gonna demand he be buried in Arlington..

And I will BURN SHIT DOWN before I allow THAT to happen.

[Easterncedar]

41. Coke. Lots of coke.