I have a very strange question which may not be all that appropriate...

[jmowreader]

...but is your Mile High Club membership application valid if you have a bed installed in the airplane?

[Ocelot II]

1. I think the requirement is that you have to do the deed in an airplane bathroom,

which requires more flexibility, dexterity and shamelessness than a mere bed.

[jmowreader]

2. I've been told the shamelessness part was the important one

[jls4561]

3. You just gave me a stomach churning image of Noem and Lewandowski doing it in the toilet.

Can only steady myself by envisioning them turning into blue ice when the pilot hits the “flush all now” switch. I will write my congressperson to recommend that such a switch be installed on all DHS planes.

[róisín_dubh]

4. Gross, I literally just ate

And now I want to 🤮 up my delicious döner kebab

[lastlib]

5. Are you asking for Krusty Gnome?

(K.L.A.Noem)?

If you are, the naswer is HELL, no!"