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Miles Archer

(22,444 posts)
Fri Feb 20, 2026, 06:27 PM 18 hrs ago

NICKNAMES Trump is MOST LIKELY to pick for his former friends, the Supreme Court


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Roberts? I call him John SLOB-erts. Because he's a slob. Begged me for his job, even though I wasn't president at the time.
0 (0%)
ALITO? Well, he DID vote for my tariffs, but to be fair, Sam the Scam Alito. Like the guys who sang Woolly Bully. Those guys.
0 (0%)
Clarence Thomas. He DID say I had discretionary powers, even though they don't supercede Congress. So let's go with Clarence Bo Barrence.
0 (0%)
Amy Coney Barrett? Too easy, Amy Conjob Barrett, but I need to find a way to fit "RINO" in there. Ooops, I pooped. JARED! Get in here!
1 (17%)
Ketanji Brown Jackson...wait. Is that even a real name? Come on, you're pulling my leg. OK, Ketanji CLOWN Jackson. Damn, I'm good.
2 (33%)
Neil Gorsuch? Easy one. Neil You're Such A RINO. HA HA HA HA., oh, FUCK, I am the funniest guy on two legs.
0 (0%)
Elena Kagan? How's this. "Elena OK. gon' ask President Trump to autograph my copy of "Art of the Deal." Because you know she has one.
0 (0%)
Bret Kavanaugh. Ah, a boy who likes to grab the ladies as much as me. He's too much like a son to me. I can't. What a patriot.
2 (33%)
Sonia Sotomayor. Oh, come on now. She's really a justice? How come I've never heard of her? Did she vote for me?
1 (17%)
OTHER
0 (0%)
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NICKNAMES Trump is MOST LIKELY to pick for his former friends, the Supreme Court (Original Post) Miles Archer 18 hrs ago OP
No nasty little nickname for Putin Norrrm 17 hrs ago #1
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