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AZJonnie

(3,382 posts)
Sun Feb 22, 2026, 01:48 AM 22 hrs ago

With the new "Hospital Ship" missive, I'm calling it: We're closing in on a "Berlin Basement" situation at this point

Mango Mussolini's FTD and pathological NPD have finally spiraled into an uncontrolled tornado. He's in the Oval barking at staffers on loan from Miller and Lutnick cause they drew the short end of stick on the babysitting duties tonight, manically babbling about moving metaphoric armored divisions (ones that were wiped out a month ago) from one front to another, hopped up on addy lines and Diet Cokes, sweating profusely.

"Sir, Yes Sir! We'll release an official notice about sending a Hospital Ship to Greenland right away, Sir!" chant the sycophants, knowing full well it's past time to start kissing up to JD!

"Call and tell the Louisiana governor he's going to be on it, whatever his name is! And tell ELON I need a cool AI pic of a BIG hospital ship, big as you've ever seen! Tell him to use his grok and make it look STRONG! He'll know what that means!"

"Governor Landry, sir, and yes sir!"

(snickering) *omfg this guy is so gone*

Not saying it'll have the same final outcome as Berlin, but I am saying maybe he's that far gone

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With the new "Hospital Ship" missive, I'm calling it: We're closing in on a "Berlin Basement" situation at this point (Original Post) AZJonnie 22 hrs ago OP
Orange Bastard is a stupid motherfucker with an STD addled fucking brain. Piss on that fucking orange turd. SoFlaBro 22 hrs ago #1
Hey Hey SFB! AZJonnie 22 hrs ago #2
My pleasure SoFlaBro 4 hrs ago #9
You aren't wrong MustLoveBeagles 4 hrs ago #11
Your entire post is Hunter Thompsonesque NBachers 21 hrs ago #3
I am very much obliged. I confess to have imbibed me some HST over the years :) AZJonnie 21 hrs ago #4
Somehow, it sounds very familiar. I like it NBachers 20 hrs ago #6
Glad ya like edited to add one more song to the post above. AZJonnie 20 hrs ago #7
The governor of Louisiana is a fucking idiot, so... Initech 21 hrs ago #5
There IS that! (nt) AZJonnie 20 hrs ago #8
Sends hospital ship outta dry dock to empty sub. Brilliant! MerryBlooms 4 hrs ago #10

SoFlaBro

(3,763 posts)
1. Orange Bastard is a stupid motherfucker with an STD addled fucking brain. Piss on that fucking orange turd.
Sun Feb 22, 2026, 01:51 AM
22 hrs ago

AZJonnie

(3,382 posts)
2. Hey Hey SFB!
Sun Feb 22, 2026, 01:53 AM
22 hrs ago

Thanks for blessing my thread with one of your inimitable invectives as First!

AZJonnie

(3,382 posts)
4. I am very much obliged. I confess to have imbibed me some HST over the years :)
Sun Feb 22, 2026, 03:28 AM
21 hrs ago


Speaking of, I been vibing hard on this band the last year or so. Only 2 LP's at this point (the newer one is better of the two overall but this one is on the first and the first that drew me in). Spin it a couple times, you'll be groovin. The hooks are classic.



ETA: the opener from the 2nd album, People In Cars. Great album esp. after you listen through it a few times.

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AZJonnie

(3,382 posts)
7. Glad ya like edited to add one more song to the post above.
Sun Feb 22, 2026, 03:40 AM
20 hrs ago

Probably also dig the 2nd one too

Both are instantly familiar-sounding. The band don't stray too far from the Dire Straits and Roxy Music kind of sound you hear in these songs, but hey, this is from THIS DECADE

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