'It's Going to Be a Long Speech': Trump Prepares for State of the Union

[demmiblue]

As President Trump prepares to deliver his State of the Union address, he gave a little glimpse on Monday of what Americans can expect.

“It’s going to be a long speech,” Mr. Trump said, “because we have so much to talk about.”

The president spent part of the weekend preparing for Tuesday’s address by reviewing the speech with a small group of advisers, officials familiar with his plans said.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/23/us/politics/speech-trump-state-of-the-union.html?smtyp=cur&smid=bsky-nytimes

[underpants]

1. Everyone is watching ME!

[Roy Rolling]

29. Lots of Words!

The best words! The most beautiful of words! The same 100 words, repeated over and over for two hours!!!

I will pop popcorn to see him implode on DVR, after I finish watching any-other-show-on-TV.

The Democratic Alternative is a good choice to watch live. Because I root for the home team.

[creon]

2. Who is he going to insult ?

Peopel who watching can count the number of people he will insult

[durablend]

5. Who *isn't* he going to insult?

Likely a much shorter list

[calimary]

22. But he'll still do it.

And he’ll insist it’s gonna be bigger and better and splashier than ever before, EVVERRR !!!

Sounds like a good time to check the ol’ litter box and make changes as needed. Our cats do appreciate a clean “bathroom”.

[canetoad]

3. "We have so much to talk about"

As though it's a two way street, not him bellowing and haranguing.

I have a cousin who shares many of trumps traits and habits. She would ring me and bleat, "I need someone to talk to" until I replied that no, she was looking for someone to talk AT.

[dalton99a]

4. He will be properly medicated so he can stick to the teleprompter

[durablend]

6. Doubt it

He'll more likely stick it to the teleprompter (and whoever else is nearby)

[Cha]

7. Or not.

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. Another reason not to watch the Tuesday Night Tirade.

[debm55]

18. Agree.

[hvn_nbr_2]

9. Long speech may require extra adderall. Better start with fresh Depends. nt

[Torchlight]

10. "We have so much to talk about" euquals "I want to bully specific people with name calling and a national tantrum"

Maybe one day he will put on his big-boy pants and behave as an adult... but today is not that day. The bar he sets is: I'm not going shit my pants on national television." That's it... nothing else.

He and his He-Man Woman Haters Club will call it that succes. "See? He didn't shit his pants on national television! He's the greatest Preident ever!"

[gab13by13]

11. I'm watching the curse of Oak Island

Maybe they will find another old stick or button.

[Prairie Gates]

12. Fool's gone full Castro

Three-hour babble fest about his greatness incoming.

[calimary]

25. Hey, that's a good way to put it!

“… gone full Castro.”

Like it!

[SCantiGOP]

31. The only argument you might get

Is whether Kim Jong Un would be a better match.

[newdeal2]

13. Do Democrats get equal time?

We promise America, no Kid Rock halftime!

[Bluetus]

37. There is a big move for Dems to boycott the speech and run counter-programming

https://www.axios.com/2026/02/20/democrats-stage-trump-counterrallies-state-of-the-union

This is a developing story

[Hey Joe]

14. I'm certain it will be a disastrous clusterfuck

of epic proportion.
He will make a total ass of himself because,
what else can he do?
I’m hoping it does even more damage to him and his presidency and there are more calls to apply the 25th amendment.

[dflprincess]

38. It's going to be a recitation of grievances

usually only heard at Festivus.

[Buns_of_Fire]

15. This is going to be a *multi-card* Bingo event.

One card for people insulted, two cards for lies, one for self-aggrandization, and maybe one more for just plain weird crap (UFOs, whales done in by windmills, electric sharks, etc.).

I'm using Bingo because if you made this a drinking game, a lot of people would be passed out within the first fifteen minutes.

[Johonny]

16. Dude will be loaded and high as a kite

We've all seen upper Trump. He talk and talks and talks . . . Hard pass.

[flvegan]

17. The part about him winning Olympic gold in men's hockey will be entertaining. n/t

[madinmaryland]

19. A coked up squirrel with a couple of hits of ketamine and adderall. Maybe Orrex won't have something to

Start a thread with tomorrow.

[Grokenstein]

20. Will he declare himself God? Or just assert his "unquestionable" authority?

Seems like that's the last bit of American democracy he's got left to shit all over.

[Bev54]

21. I don't really care how long, I won't be listening.

[Charlie Chapulin]

23. May he finally have his

long awaited Captain Queeg moment. And may the populace awaken from its too long somnambulant state.

[mr715]

24. Wouldn't it be incredible if he blows up an artery at the rostrum?

JD Vance and Speaker Johnson, one salivating, one rending his suit in lamentation

[calimary]

26. It'd be Vance's dream come true.

[mr715]

27. He'd have to look upset.

I doubt he is a good actor. Both the President of the Senate and the Speaker of the House would need new pants, for different accidental emissions.

[calimary]

30. LOVE it!

We can only hope…

But then again, I think Depends products come in large (or adult) size, too, don’t they?

[mr715]

36. I'd hate to be the aide in charge of changing and powdering them...

[calimary]

40. You and me both, my friend!

[BidenRocks]

28. I hope it goes over 3 hours!

Make those gop/maga fucks suffer through it.

NO SLEEPING!

[dobleremolque]

32. A new unit of Trump time measurement.....

in addition to the Scaramucci. The DSE Depends Saturation Event.

Vance leans over to Johnson as they sit behind him on the dais, and says: "Brace yourself. This is gonna be a 3 DSE speech."

[Javaman]

33. Thanks for the warning. Hard pass.

I’ll wait for the recap from the daily show lol

[sop]

34. The Grievance Influencer in Chief will have a lot to lie about.

[mountain grammy]

35. .T here are several alternatives

But I'll have him on with no sound in case he drops dead l wouldn't want to miss it

[wcmagumba]

39. This Huckleberry won't be watching, I have to clip my nails and clean some earwax...

[lame54]

41. His lies are getting longer

[J-9]

42. 2:58

That's my bet on how long the speech will be.

Anyone else?

[Ilsa]

44. I'm guessing 2 solid hours. It'll be difficult, physically,

for him, but the attention and adoration will sustain him so he can go the distance!

[3catwoman3]

43. 5 seconds of his blathering and bloviating...

…is 5 seconds too long.