Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatally disappointed to learn that his meeting with Bitcoin Miners isn't with Bitcoin Minors?

His decrepit carcass finally gave out after decades of abuse and neglect?

Mystery substance rubbed on his face as part of a tv prank show?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[hlthe2b]

1. "You want me to watch WHAT tonight? Who? That orange carcass?!!!"

"I'm the Designated Survivor and will abstain, thank you very much!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

16. I'm with the cute monkey 🐒

[SheltieLover]

2. Pummelled by US Women's hockey team?

[niyad]

7. You read my mind!

[MustLoveBeagles]

17. ...

[hlthe2b]

21. "Pummeled"... I was thinking something more targeted and permanent, but that's good too...

although the instrument in mind could readily be provided by any of the countless cattle ranchers who he has screwed with his tariffs.

[malaise]

3. No but

I’ve gotta a feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night when he realizes the vast majority of people in his own country and across the planet hate him. Here comes the flop of the century.

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

6. I have a dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[niyad]

8. Snicker

[surfered]

5. Miners isn't minors. Bwaha

[surfered]

9. And I have a prayer...

[niyad]

11. May it be so.

[MustLoveBeagles]

18. ..

[AllaN01Bear]

10. in the voce of beaky buzzard . nope . nope nope . NOPE

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[RussBLib]

12. Stroke! Stroke!

What better time than on national TV?

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[OGBuzz]

13. I'm setting my PVR for tonight.

Being the fabulous showman that he is, what better opportunity to dazzle billions of people by making our collective dream come true tonight at the SOTU.

[GopherGal]

23. My sense of self-preservation will lead me to avoid the SOTU...

I've got a weak stomach.


But if I receive news that something particularly important has happened, I can load up on Maalox and watch for the replays on news broadcasts before I join the street dancing.

[twodogsbarking]

14. Ghost of Walter Cronkite returns to announce.........

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From Washington DC. : President Trump died at 1 p.m. Central Standard Time, 2 o'clock Eastern Standard Time, some 38 minutes ago. Interment will be in the Potamac River with the rest of the shit. And that's the way it is.

[Joinfortmill]

15. Every night I pray Satan takes his boy home.

[bluestarone]

19. No, but

It's noted that a hundred TRILLION prayers for his death have been counted. He denies this, so a recount is now proceeding!

[jls4561]

20. During the SOTU, he can't help but notice the Epstein survivors in the gallery. He can't help repeating his line

“It’s time to move on!” Entire audience responds “So move on!” So he does.

A snow plow named Abolish ICE is summoned to move the bloated carcass before RFK Jr can carve it up and load it in his car.
https://democraticunderground.com/100221042826

[LetMyPeopleVote]

22. My family is ready