You know those long winded "Sir" stories that the fucking pedophile is so fond of telling?

[Aviation Pro]

You know the ones where he says that a big, sweaty, muscular man comes up to him with tears in his eyes and says some bullshit?

How come there's never a picture of the most photographed fecal pile on the face of the planet with his big, sweaty, muscular man to accompany the bullshit story?

[Walleye]

1. Good question. Didn't bring one of them to the state of the union either did he?

[dweller]

2. I think lately

they have been kissing him …


😐



✌🏻

[woodsprite]

3. There are but they've been redacted from the Epstein files. nt

[eppur_se_muova]

4. Maybe they're NSFW ?

I mean, people *can* lose control of their passions.

[PatSeg]

5. Ha, ha, ha!

He didn't want all that adoration to be shown to the public. He is such a humble, self-effacing individual, who does not want a lot of praise or attention.

[Trueblue1968]

6. How come there is never a picture of the person saying ...SIR. ??? Cuz it is a lie. Never happens.

Fing ring lie

[Wednesdays]

7. Or a video. Or an audio clip. nt

[Coventina]

8. Don't forget the kissing!!!

[Maru Kitteh]

9. I just stopped by to enjoy your post.

You speak the song of my soul.

[mucholderthandirt]

10. Mr. Trump, is the big, sweaty man in the room with us now? Can he speak to us?

[3_Limes]

11. Actually, they've "Oh, Sir" stories.

The "Oh" is always there, so I guess it's important.