Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Keeled over after defecating for ~90 minutes nonstop on national television?

While engaged in ~90 minutes of frenzied self-gratification?

Eaten by a cannibal who then ate himself?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

4. I have a dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

11. Such a positive thought!

[dalton99a]

19. There will be a shortage of champagne

[niyad]

33. Not for those of us who had already laid in our supply!

[SheltieLover]

10. Soon ..

[niyad]

14. Right now would be good.

[SheltieLover]

20. It most certainly would be!

[get the red out]

2. He has to go below

His approval has to go below 30%, then he will stroke out screaming about it on live TV.

[Ocelot II]

3. I was so hoping that he'd blow a gasket on live TV.

[surfered]

5. And near the beginning, so we'd be spared 2 hours of lying.

[SheltieLover]

13. Yes!

[niyad]

7. Same here.

[SheltieLover]

12. I was, too.

[Blue Full Moon]

22. 100%

[Submariner]

6. Skydiving in a wing suit off Mt Rushmore

It would be the perfect 250 Anniversary spectacular.

We photoshop Obama jumping off El Capitan in a wing suit flying around Yosemite to show up Trump.

Then we get a wing suit for Cankles and convince him to take a running jump off George Washington's forehead and tell him to fly around Mt Rushmore park.

He may not get enough aerodynamic lift and end up crashing into a heap of steaming flesh in the rocks below, but that's what makes watching the pedo die fun for the whole family.

[niyad]

8. Much too long a time to wait.

[Ocelot II]

9. But littering in national parks is illegal, and the park service is so understaffed right now

that there might not be anybody to clean up the mess.

Although there are vultures...

[niyad]

15. Snicker

[Blue Owl]

16. Run over by the Zamboni during one of his so realistic hockey stunts

[hlthe2b]

17. "Nearly two hours from that Lie-impacted spewing orange anus?

We'll see about that!"

[SheltieLover]

18. Laughed out of existence by that riduculous spectale of a SOTU rant?

[malaise]

21. No but

If lying killed yah they’d be planning a state funeral

[twodogsbarking]

23. Fried to bacon crisp in an electric chair powered by windmills.

[MontanaMama]

24. I'm so disappointed

that he’s still here breaking things. My bottle of champagne remains unopened.

[SheltieLover]

26. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[TheRickles]

25. If anyone here actually watched it, or parts of it - how did he look?

More unhinged than usual, about to fall asleep, drooling, spitting, etc. And thanks to whoever watched it - taking one for the team!

[surfered]

28. He looked too well. No gaffs, but about a million lies.

He was in timeshare salesman mode. I was disappointed that he made it through the almost 2 hrs

[True Dough]

27. Not yet, but...

[Dulcinea]

29. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[LetMyPeopleVote]

30. trump is not well

[bluestarone]

31. NOPE, DAM

I thought 20% we had him! One thing though, i bet odds are increasing daily!!

[Joinfortmill]

32. No, dammit!