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Who did this? (Original Post) Just_Vote_Dem 5 hrs ago OP
MY EYES!!! niyad 5 hrs ago #1
Sorry! Painful, I know Just_Vote_Dem 5 hrs ago #2
Understood. I didn't really need breakfast anyway. niyad 5 hrs ago #3
OMG thanks for this rurallib 5 hrs ago #4
That really needed a trigger warning. MontanaMama 5 hrs ago #5
Kick dalton99a 5 hrs ago #6
A start, but still far too svelte...(and awake). But Patel's sycophantic crazy-eyed stare is on target. hlthe2b 4 hrs ago #7
I can't imagine he'd get in more than two strides GoCubsGo 3 hrs ago #11
He can't even walk down a slight ramp. No way he would be able to skate AT ALL. AZ8theist 2 hrs ago #15
Oh . . but we would PAY to watch him try! He couldn't get skates over those cankles anyway Maru Kitteh 2 hrs ago #18
Yup, and he can't walk 10 ft. without gasping for breath. GoCubsGo 2 hrs ago #20
No need for padding..... SergeStorms 1 hr ago #22
Oh, my... MineralMan 3 hrs ago #8
Gave me a laugh. Thanks. twodogsbarking 3 hrs ago #9
Brilliant! Martin68 3 hrs ago #10
Snort! electric_blue68 3 hrs ago #12
Damn, that's good! PatSeg 3 hrs ago #13
Some genius did this, apparently. Trueblue Texan 3 hrs ago #14
Can we ban AI? station agent 2 hrs ago #16
Don't get your hopes up Layzeebeaver 2 hrs ago #17
Hope he sees it! CTyankee 2 hrs ago #19
AI's only real purpose. SergeStorms 1 hr ago #21

hlthe2b

(113,464 posts)
7. A start, but still far too svelte...(and awake). But Patel's sycophantic crazy-eyed stare is on target.
Wed Feb 25, 2026, 10:42 AM
4 hrs ago

GoCubsGo

(34,836 posts)
11. I can't imagine he'd get in more than two strides
Wed Feb 25, 2026, 11:51 AM
3 hrs ago

before he fell on his face. I doubt that bloated motherfucker has ever been on skates in his whole miserable life.'m

I'm guessing those hockey pants are custom-made, because I don't think they make 'em that big.

Maru Kitteh

(31,513 posts)
18. Oh . . but we would PAY to watch him try! He couldn't get skates over those cankles anyway
Wed Feb 25, 2026, 12:50 PM
2 hrs ago

so it’s all fantasy but yeah. I would pay.

SergeStorms

(20,318 posts)
22. No need for padding.....
Wed Feb 25, 2026, 01:24 PM
1 hr ago

pads, guards or any other protective equipment. Even if he took a snapshot to the head it could only improve his cognitive abilities.

station agent

(387 posts)
16. Can we ban AI?
Wed Feb 25, 2026, 12:36 PM
2 hrs ago

I don't care if it's funny. It's destroying the planet and empowering our greatest enemies. Please stop using it.

CTyankee

(68,024 posts)
19. Hope he sees it!
Wed Feb 25, 2026, 01:04 PM
2 hrs ago

I'll bet Barack and Michelle skate arm in arm together, smoothly and gracefully, looking elegant....

SergeStorms

(20,318 posts)
21. AI's only real purpose.
Wed Feb 25, 2026, 01:20 PM
1 hr ago

To make videos that portray tRump as a bigger horse's ass than he already is.

It's tough work, but thank god for AI.

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