Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Died of boredom after rewatching his SOTU address?

Died of exhaustion after staying awake for an unprecedented 104 consecutive minutes?

Assassinated and replaced by John Barron?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

4. 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Come on, cholesterol, work your magic!

[surfered]

7. I have a dream

🍾🥂🍾🥂🥂🥂🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂

[niyad]

9. Nice dream!

[MiHale]

2. One day closer...

[SheltieLover]

3. Stroked out worrying about 3rd impeachment & prison?

Buried by horrific poll numbers?

[malaise]

5. No but

those victims and survivors will have the last laugh.
His children and grandchildren will rush to change their names back to that of hisvile grandfather Drumfh.

[Coldwater]

6. No but

the former Norwegian Prime Minister Thorbjørn Jagland named in Epstein files was hospitalized following a 'suicide attempt'

If trump had a conscience, well who knows

[niyad]

10. You nearly owed me a keyboard! orange creature and conscience in the

same sentence???

[twodogsbarking]

8. Crushed to ded in a coal mine collapse while trying to hide Epstein files.

[hlthe2b]

11. "Raise your hands (or nod) if you want it to be TODAY!"

[niyad]

12. May it be so!

[SheltieLover]

13. Today would be good!

[LymphocyteLover]

14. Killed by dozens of undeserved medals and fake awards falling off the shelf onto his head?

Would be sweet karma...

[CaptainTruth]

15. Aren't there tree trimmers near the White House? With wood chippers?

"Come here & look at this, sir."

[MW67]

16. Just his

Brain, the rest of him is still moving around repeating lies like on autopilot, the good news is his time is rapidly coming to an end ,but hopefully not before he can fully destroy the Republican party's electability for a generation or so

[Grim Chieftain]

17. Well, it won't be a heart attack because he doesn't have a heart

Won't be a stroke because he doesn't have a brain. Just let it be now. Now would be good.