In every picture I see of JD Vance he looks like he's having a hard time pooping or something...

[wcmagumba]

His face is always screwed up and angry...he needs a laxative...

[leftstreet]

1. Not enough time in the incubator to sweat out the fentanyl

pretty sure

[Bread and Circuses]

2. I do have a theory. buttocks plug ? Is it Ok to say this?

[unblock]

3. He looks like he'd rather be

Daaanciiiiiiiiiiiiing and singing on the staaaaaage!

[vapor2]

4. Likely struggling to get his effn lies straight

[FoxNewsSucks]

5. He's definitely full of shit

[MustLoveBeagles]

6. He looks like an emoji come to life

[Jerry2144]

7. He's frustrated

All that soft, supple leather upholstery and he can’t get it on.

[Tribetime]

8. Sour face like he ate a lemon

I was watching the state of the union with the sound off and it looked like the three stooges

[lame54]

9. It's all the meatloaf Trump makes him eat

[purr-rat beauty]

10. It's not easy...

... Vomitous Puke

[msongs]

11. would be a shame if calling him constipated VD went viral