Has Barron enlisted yet?

[Kingofalldems]

Someone needs to ask Trump.

[no_hypocrisy]

1. More hypocrisy: Israel joined the U.S. in this attack on The Sabbath.

[struggle4progress]

2. He could have those brain spur thingies like his pops

[Takket]

3. He is too busy running companies that he

Took over based on his own merit. Not nepotism!!!

[Coldwater]

4. No, apparently, he inherited bone spurs

from his father. -- Except trump doesn't have bone spurs.

The doctor who made the initial diagnosis, confided in his daughter that he was doing a favor for Fred Trump, his close friend, on behalf of his son Donald

[Jack Valentino]

12. and most likely inherited a 'bone-head'....

[Celerity]

5. Barron is 2.06m tall, (6 feet, 9 inches), so is too tall, as the max height cut-off to enlist is 6 feet, 8 inches tall.

His shitbag demon father could likely demand a waiver though, but Barron will never serve in the US military.

[Greg_In_SF]

7. The Air Force,

Navy, and Coast Guard are 6' 6" and the Marine Corp is 6' 5".

[Kingofalldems]

10. Trump and Hegseth can easily get him a waiver.

[Jack Valentino]

13. but he probably isn't stupid enough to try to enlist for Dad's stupid war....

[doc03]

6. That would break the family's tradition of dodging military service. nt

[Dave Bowman]

11. Yeah, it goes back a few generations. Grampy owned a brothel and was a damn crook. What a shitty family.

[Swede]

8. Hereditary bonespurs are acting up recently.

[Arazi]

9. Trumps granddaughter is 18. She needs to do her patriotic duty and enlist

Really support her grandpa 🙄