We've attacked Iran, and we have Noem in charge of homeland security.

[lees1975]

This won't go well at all.

[dalton99a]

1. America is safe if Noem & Lewandowski and Patel & girlfriend are happy

[surfered]

2. They're safely ensconced in their new $75 million DHS jet

[Girard442]

3. Barney Fife -- but evil.

[PlanetBev]

4. Oh, Goody

I’m sure we can all sleep better now.

[Sweet Rosie Red]

5. Don't worry, Noem's chief domestic terrorism officer is now 26 (maybe)

And has a degree in politics! He’s been on the job a whole year! From Pro Publica:

The Intern In Charge
……..
The White House appointed [Thomas] Fugate, a former Trump campaign worker who interned at the hard-right Heritage Foundation, to a Homeland Security role that was expanded to include the Center for Prevention Programs and Partnerships…….Fugate’s appointment is the latest shock for an office that has been decimated since President Donald Trump returned to the White House and began remaking national security to give it a laser focus on immigration.
News of the appointment has trickled out in recent weeks, raising alarm among counterterrorism researchers….Several said they turned to LinkedIn for intel on Fugate — an unknown in their field — and were stunned to see a photo of “a college kid” with a flag pin on his lapel posing with a sharply arched eyebrow. No threat prevention experience is listed in his employment history……
https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-dhs-thomas-fugate-cp3-terrorism-prevention

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. ...while Big Balls waits patiently for the next Cabinet-level position to open up. nt

[Goonch]

6. ;-{)......