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Swede

(39,066 posts)
Sun Mar 1, 2026, 08:28 PM 5 hrs ago

So Epstein moved money for Putin, procured young girls for Trump, hung out with a British Prince,

a Nowegian politician and much more. But dies by suicide while in prison under suicide watch, the camera was glitching and the guards did not check up on him. Sounds like a really great movie.

hmmm


I know.

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So Epstein moved money for Putin, procured young girls for Trump, hung out with a British Prince, (Original Post) Swede 5 hrs ago OP
the guards may be lucky to be alive Tetrachloride 5 hrs ago #1
You sure they are? DJ Synikus Makisimus 4 hrs ago #2
you owe me keyboard n/t... SonOfNebanaube 4 hrs ago #3
Sorry, couldn't resist. DJ Synikus Makisimus 4 hrs ago #8
Strangely, both guards who were charged after Epstein's "suicide" subsequently had their charges dismissed by the DOJ. sop 4 hrs ago #5
They have gone silent and may be in the Witness Protection Program enjoying a lifestyle larger than that of a CO. Marcuse 2 hrs ago #11
Sounds scandalous. Better subpoena the Clintons. unblock 4 hrs ago #4
Maybe start a war. Swede 4 hrs ago #6
K&R MustLoveBeagles 4 hrs ago #7
Epstein needed to launder Putin's stolen Russian wealth. OAITW r.2.0 3 hrs ago #9
The government is so careless when they do crime. ShazamIam 3 hrs ago #10
Practice Makes Perfect czarjak 2 hrs ago #12
Actually, I wish some Hollywood producer(s) would KPN 2 hrs ago #13
Dogs know. StarryNite 2 hrs ago #14
Cats know I_UndergroundPanther 2 hrs ago #15

DJ Synikus Makisimus

(1,330 posts)
2. You sure they are?
Sun Mar 1, 2026, 08:41 PM
4 hrs ago

They may be buried in the desert out past Terlingua with the guys from the grassy knoll.

sop

(18,218 posts)
5. Strangely, both guards who were charged after Epstein's "suicide" subsequently had their charges dismissed by the DOJ.
Sun Mar 1, 2026, 08:59 PM
4 hrs ago

'Correctional Officers Charged With Falsifying Records On August 9th And 10th At The Metropolitan Correctional Center'

"Defendants Allegedly Created Records Falsely Attesting to Required Checks of Inmates the Defendants Never Did in the Special Housing Unit on the Night Inmate Jeffrey Epstein Committed Suicide."

"U.S. Attorney Geoffrey S. Berman said: 'As alleged, the defendants had a duty to ensure the safety and security of federal inmates in their care at the Metropolitan Correctional Center. Instead, they repeatedly failed to conduct mandated checks on inmates, and lied on official forms to hide their dereliction.' "

https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/correctional-officers-charged-falsifying-records-august-9th-and-10th-metropolitan

Then the BBC reported in 2021 that "US prosecutors dismissed charges against two prison guards who falsified records the night Jeffrey Epstein killed himself on their watch...Tova Noel and Michael Thomas admitted to fabricating log entries to show they had monitored Epstein properly...Prosecutors have asked a judge to dismiss their case, saying the pair have complied with a plea deal."



OAITW r.2.0

(31,931 posts)
9. Epstein needed to launder Putin's stolen Russian wealth.
Sun Mar 1, 2026, 10:03 PM
3 hrs ago

That's where Trump came in. They didn't need banks to get their investment loans, Trump had investment friends.

KPN

(17,296 posts)
13. Actually, I wish some Hollywood producer(s) would
Sun Mar 1, 2026, 11:29 PM
2 hrs ago

make that movie. It’s a very compelling plot. So good it suspends disbelief.

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