El Mencho got buried in a golden casket. KRASNOV wants it - more than going to heaven!

[UTUSN]

So much that KRASNOV wants: "a large military presence ... a band playing ... Attorney General's Office declined to confirm the location ... image of a rooster in flowers ... 'Lord of the Roosters".

He always covets what others get - but the military will either refuse to attend or slouch like captives, and he'll probably try to take Arlington Cemetery and will be called the Taco lord of chickens.

Below is what banda genre sounds like, which he will despise like he does his MAGAts, but will settle for the Village People.

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/jalisco-cartel-leader-el-mencho-005149148.html

Jalisco cartel leader 'El Mencho' buried in a golden casket in a Guadalajara cemetery

GUADALAJARA, Mexico (AP) � The leader of the Jalisco New Generation Cartel was buried Monday in a shiny golden casket with enormous flower wreaths and a large military presence in the state that gave name to one of Mexico's most powerful cartels. ....

...with a band playing Mexican regional music known as banda.

The official who discussed the location requested anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the case. The Attorney General�s Office declined to confirm the location of El Mencho�s burial for �security reasons.�

There had been stepped up security since Sunday around a funeral home where large flower wreaths had been arriving without a name. Some did include the image of a rooster in flowers and Oseguera Cervantes was sometimes called the �Lord of the Roosters.� ....

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Amazing musicianship:

[rampartd]

1. trump is going to build a pyramid

or make a terra cotta army.

[UTUSN]

3. Anything that somebody else came up with.

[rampartd]

4. and that he can call the biggest best and newest ever.

[Retrograde]

10. Terra cotta's too plain

He’ll insist on a gold-plated army. And a gold-plated pyramid. And a gold-plated Viking sendoff if anyone can figure out how to do it

[Wonder Why]

2. You can have one Krasy Baby - but only if you use the casket immediately and the rest of your clowns are also inside.

[Kid Berwyn]

5. Many people say it will be a fantastic work of art and plumbing.

Believe me, I think this idea is a winner: "I can think of no one better to represent America than the president himself." -- Andres Serrano



Trump Mausoleum Proposed by Andres Serrano for US Pavilion at the Venice Biennale

by Francesca Aton
ArtNews, July 23, 2025

A new proposal for the the US pavilion at the 2026 Venice Biennale just dropped: This time, irreverent artist Andres Serrano is throwing his hat in the ring, proposing a mausoleum for the country's current president Donald Trump.

Serrano began amassing a collection of thousands of Trump-signed and branded objects in 2019, with the purchase of a miniature chocolate wedding cake for $1,880 that was gifted to guests at Trump's nuptials with current wife Melania in 2005. The artist has since spent more than $200,000 on the collection.

As such, Serrano's US pavilion would present a multi-media portrait of the president. The project, titled The Game: All Things Trump, is also already a book, published in 2020 by Booth-Clibborn Editions. The angle of his Biennale proposal, however, arguably differs, with the compendium offered as a mausoleum -- a nod not only to a past time, but to a very different version of Trump and America, which next year celebrates the 250th anniversary of its founding.

In Italy, the work takes on added meaning, with a nod to those like the Mausoleum of Augustus erected for ancient Roman dictators not far from Venice in Rome.

Serrano's proposal also involves the inclusion of his 2022 film Insurrection on Trump supporters' storming of the US capitol on January 6, 2021, for which the artist spent months finding photographs and video footage from conservative social media platforms. It also offers an overview of archival and historical footage on US history.

Continues...

https://www.artnews.com/art-news/news/trump-mausoleum-andres-serrano-us-pavilion-venice-biennale-1234748051/

Ya know, that new Donald J Trump Ballroom as a mausoleum would become the busiest urinal ever built in the world.

[struggle4progress]

6. We can probably arrange a big beautiful golden shower for Donny's cadaver

[LudwigPastorius]

7. Banda version of 'My Three Animals":

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[UTUSN]

12. Excellent! Like KIMMEL I played clarinet in the band and afterwards never

told anybody from embarrassment, but got to be First Chair. A scary dude with a goatee who had a jazz band asked me to join, and I said, all flustered, "I only know how to play marches!"

Like with the bandas above, I didn't know clarinets could do that! Much less my body. And have hated jazz ever after.

[Ilsa]

8. Love the bands! Who is the smiling dude sitting

on a hay bale in the second video? I mean, he's infrequently prominent in the video.

I think we should plan krssnov's funeral for him. Toss some Febreze car air purifiers in his casket. Read a few passages from Mein Kampf, then invite Beelzebub to come take his soul. A boombox can blast YMCA while some 14 year old cheerleaders take the stage in school uniforms altered by Ghislaine. Total homage to trump values.

The rest of us can get drink champagne.

[UTUSN]

11. Sitting out during the instrumental, probably a vocalist?

[mercuryblues]

9. I'll pay for it, if he promises to move in immediately.