Drumpf has been touting low gas prices for months.

[Takket]

These stupid fucks really didn’t realize that going to war with Iran would mess with global oil prices. Now he’s blowing up one of his own favorite taking points

I have an idea. Here’s my idea: We should have had this meeting last week before we started bombing Iran. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) 2026-03-05T14:45:31.309Z

[dalton99a]

1. Pro Tip: Executive order.

Make it $1.29

[surfered]

2. Did we ever find out where it was $1.93, as he kept saying?

[Takket]

3. At the dementia gas station in munchkinland that exists only in his head

[surfered]

4. 😁