Tony Gonzales: "​​I've asked God to forgive me, which he has," the San Antonio Republican told a radio host

[riversedge]

I have never seen a picture of the woman that Gonzales had an affair with.
She is very pretty.
What a horrible painful way to kill yourself.



This is Tony Gonzales!
The staffer he was having an affair with committed suicide.

“​​I’ve asked God to forgive me, which he has,” the San Antonio Republican told a radio host the day after he was forced into a primary runoff.

Why criminals love Christianity!

This is Tony Gonzales!
The staffer he was having an affair with committed suicide.

“​​I’ve asked God to forgive me, which he has,” the San Antonio Republican told a radio host the day after he was forced into a primary runoff.

Why criminals love Christianity!
#DV1
#voices4Victory
#Pinks
#SheShed

— Jlou (@wehearvoices.bsky.social) 2026-03-05T17:01:55.172Z

[Solly Mack]

1. lolololololol

Convenient, as always.

[City Lights]

2. GFY, Tony!

Resign!

[dalton99a]

3. "God also told me okay, don't get caught"

[Oneironaut]

4. God said I should have a million dollars.

Also, God conveniently happens to agree with me every time, and, always thinks I am the greatest person ever.

[carpetbagger]

5. I'll wait to hear from God myself.

The sad thing is that he's not a worse person than his primary opponent.

[bluestarone]

6. Oh, i get it now.

BREAKING NEWS. GOD pardons people now!!

[riversedge]

20. well, I do think that Trump considers himself a god. the one and only god no doubt.

[Norrrm]

7. Politicians and even more for pastors...... forgiveness by God

Ahh have sinned! Usually unspecified.
A couple of weeks of sincere prayer and repentance.
Public proclamation of forgiveness by God.
Wife often standing by her man but not smiling.
Back to business as usual.

??? ---- Oh, yeah!

[Autumn]

8. Did you get that in writing fuck face?

[Easterncedar]

9. I heard a guy say that who accidentally shot a woman

She was wearing white mittens, in her own backyard, and he thought she was a deer. He got off scot free, but wanted sympathy because he didn't think he would ever feel like hunting again. And god had forgiven him.

[sarisataka]

10. Did God call him?

"We're good bro. I didn't give you a dong just for you to keep it in your pants. Just between you and Me tho, next time don't get caught."

[walkingman]

11. Why criminals love Christianity! 😊 It does seem to be quite convenient.

That reminds me of the "Prosperity Gospel", I can see the attraction but the reality seems to be more of a Ponzi scheme.

edited to add - Not sure that her family has forgiven you, scumbag.

[chowder66]

12. See how easy that was everybody?

[neeksgeek]

13. This is what they mean when they say,

“Christians aren’t perfect, just forgiven.”

It’s a get-out-of-jail-free card, nothing more.

[rurallib]

14. heard that this morning on NPR and fell off my chair laughing

Why does gawd always tell republicans just what they want to hear?

[yorkster]

15. Got Jesus on the main line, huh Tony?

Musta told him what you want I guess. .

[sinkingfeeling]

16. Could some one explain to me, a non-believer, how one knows when god has forgiven them?

[Attilatheblond]

17. A favorite line from a favorite movie: 'I talk to God all the time. He never mentioned you.'

[Coventina]

18. No, she hasn't. n/t

[malaise]

19. Funny how they think they can be judge, jury and executioner

For everyone else but their gawd forgives them. How convenient.
Resign you effin predator.

[Miguelito Loveless]

21. I was just talking to God

And He said, "Gonzalez is a goddamned liar!"