What the fuck is a Markwayne Mullin?

[NewHendoLib]

" only the best people" my ass.

Sounds like a bad cocktail.

[eShirl]

1. I keep reading his last name as Muffin

[DBoon]

7. I keep reading it as "Markwayne Mullet"

[2naSalit]

12. ...

[ms liberty]

36. Now THAT looks like a Markwayne Mullet, err I mean Mullin!

[ms liberty]

37. And if that isn't the real Markwayne's face, someone needs to get busy

[Johonny]

33. McMuffin?

WayneMark McMuffin, the biscuit that is only half baked.

[leftstreet]

2. He used to host a home improvement radio show

so there's that

[walkingman]

3. Seems like a redneck to me....always wanting to fight - should be a perfect fit for Trump.

[RT Atlanta]

4. something that middle school boys joke about as bathroom humor

n/t

[surfered]

5. One of the three most stupid Senators in the Senate

It’s a close contest between Mullin, Marcia Blackburn, and Tommy Tess d’ur Tubervilles

[WestMichRad]

28. Ron Johnson is pissed off

… that he’s not included in this competition!

[surfered]

29. 😁

[Whyisthisstillclose]

6. Billy Bob Butthole's dumber cousin

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

8. He's this asshole

[2naSalit]

13. And a multifaceted idiot.

That guy is challenged in a whole category of ways.

[Oneironaut]

22. lol at Bernie Sanders scolding the two children.

“No! You go sit in that corner! And you go in that one! I don’t care who started it, I’m finishing it!!”

[Tim S]

9. Markwayne Mullin: Trying too hard to avoid using 3 names like most mass-shooters?? 🤷🤷🏻‍♂️🤷

[belpejic]

10. Markwayne Mullet

This guy consistently ranks as one of the dumbest senators in my book, which says something since some of his colleagues include Tommy Tooberville, Ron Johnson, and Marsha Blackburn.

He's crazily wealthy and insanely stupid. A perfect example of failing upwards as a total nepo baby.

Is "Markwayne" better than "Cletus"? Opinions differ.

[RockRaven]

11. Sounds like a double cousin of Curt and Pumpkinhead Martin (minor Looney Tunes characters)s

And he acts like one too.

[appmanga]

14. It's the northbound end of a southbound horse. (n/t)

[cloudbase]

15. It's Lewandowski's new partner for the mile high club.

[617Blue]

16. I believe he was the tag team partner of Haystacks Calhoun.

[WestMichRad]

31. Haystacks Calhoun

Ok, I had to look him up… here ya go, for anyone interested:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haystacks_Calhoun

I think I’d have like Haystacks much better than Tweedledee Dumullen.

[617Blue]

35. That was my era of wrastlin !

[Prairie Gates]

17. Don't diss my man Kwayne

[muriel_volestrangler]

18. Traditionally, anyone with "Wayne" as a second name who uses it in public is a murderer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Wayne_Harris
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Kearney
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne_Gacy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elmer_Wayne_Henley
https://www.fox7austin.com/news/man-charged-in-utah-rail-workers-killing-found-dead-in-jail
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jul/15/georgia-executes-man-held-on-death-row-for-more-than-30-years-after-challenge-fails
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Edwards_%28serial_killer%29

https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/the_classic_middle_name

[displacedvermoter]

19. Tuberville just reclaimed his spot

As dumbest US Senator!

Something we can all agree on!

[mzmolly]

20. Serial killer name.

[Oneironaut]

21. Some kind of parrot I think.

[LudwigPastorius]

23. He is the least educated sitting Senator.

Everybody else has a Bachelor's degree or above.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

24. This idiot does not have a college degree but has his own statue

That’s MarkyWhine Mullet. Short in stature, morals, integrity and intelligence.
Among the 100 current senators, 78 have at least one graduate degree. Republican Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma is the lone senator without at least a bachelor’s degree.

— Michael 🏔️🌄🌊🏞️💙 (@endofdaze.bsky.social) 2024-11-21T17:15:49.626Z

This made me smile

[QueerDuck]

25. He's a goober.

[gab13by13]

26. Sounds like an English crumpet

[enid602]

27. "Sounds like a bad cocktail"

Or a serial killer or right wing domestic terrorist.

[maxrandb]

30. I thought a Markeayne Mullin was a Donnie Dipshit hairstyle

No, that's called a Markeayne Mullet

[kimbutgar]

32. The best definition of DEI is him

Didn't earn it !

[kwolf68]

34. WOW they found another one

I never cheer when someone is removed in the Trump regime, because I know the idiot rolodex is full of willing and incapable replacements. Our nation is a clown show.

[3catwoman3]

38. "Sounds like a bad cocktail."

Or someone in Appalachia with almost no teeth.

[3catwoman3]

39. "Sounds like a bad cocktail."

Or someone in Appalachia with almost no teeth.

[Skittles]

40. yup

I figure his issues started with being named "Markwayne Mullin"