LOL... Gov. Pritzker didn't waste any time:

[demmiblue]

holy hell

— shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) 2026-03-05T19:28:22.241Z

[demmiblue]

1. On a more serious note:

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

— Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) 2026-03-05T19:11:46.738Z

[erronis]

5. That slamming door on Noem's ass may catch Lewandoski's head. Two fer one!

[3catwoman3]

12. Luv my guv!

JB is proof that not all very wealthy people are self-centered jerks.

[Coventina]

2. That is awesome!!

[MineralMan]

3. Uff-da

[Blues Heron]

4. Go JB

[calimary]

6. Kristi Nobody-wants-to-admit-they-ever-knew-her.

Somewhere Upstairs in Dog Heaven, entire packs of dogs are gettin’ pretty noisy!

[MustLoveBeagles]

7. That's funny

[not fooled]

8. Does that mean the Coast Guard commandant gets his house back?

So many silver linings...

Oh, and...GO JB!!!

[hibbing]

9. Straight fire

[DinahMoeHum]

10. Tee hee! What a birthday present!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10182291486

[pat_k]

11. Don't forget goat killer!

Kristi Noem's dog killing was bad, but to really understand her, consider the goat
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221070672#post5

[Skittles]

13. PREACH IT BROTHER JB

[Roy Rolling]

14. Lit'rally

I’m literally laughing out loud.

[markodochartaigh]

15. I don't know who the Democratic party will run for president

but I would be very happy to be able to vote for Governor Pritzker!

[kimbutgar]

16. Botox Barbie puppy killer bye bye and adios

[llmart]

17. Should have written a deliberate "typo" and leave out the "l" in public.