LOL... Gov. Pritzker didn't waste any time:

[demmiblue]

holy hell

— shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) 2026-03-05T19:28:22.241Z

[demmiblue]

1. On a more serious note:

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

— Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) 2026-03-05T19:11:46.738Z

[erronis]

5. That slamming door on Noem's ass may catch Lewandoski's head. Two fer one!

[3catwoman3]

12. Luv my guv!

JB is proof that not all very wealthy people are self-centered jerks.

[Coventina]

2. That is awesome!!

[MineralMan]

3. Uff-da

[Blues Heron]

4. Go JB

[calimary]

6. Kristi Nobody-wants-to-admit-they-ever-knew-her.

Somewhere Upstairs in Dog Heaven, entire packs of dogs are gettin’ pretty noisy!

[MustLoveBeagles]

7. That's funny

[not fooled]

8. Does that mean the Coast Guard commandant gets his house back?

So many silver linings...

Oh, and...GO JB!!!

[hibbing]

9. Straight fire

[DinahMoeHum]

10. Tee hee! What a birthday present!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10182291486

[pat_k]

11. Don't forget goat killer!

Kristi Noem's dog killing was bad, but to really understand her, consider the goat
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221070672#post5

[Skittles]

13. PREACH IT BROTHER JB

[Roy Rolling]

14. Lit'rally

I’m literally laughing out loud.

[markodochartaigh]

15. I don't know who the Democratic party will run for president

but I would be very happy to be able to vote for Governor Pritzker!

[kimbutgar]

16. Botox Barbie puppy killer bye bye and adios

[llmart]

17. Should have written a deliberate "typo" and leave out the "l" in public.

[The Conductor]

18. The Big Question!

Now that Garden Noem has been moved from DHS to S.H.I.E.L.D. of the Americas, does she have to give up that private jet whoopee parlor, or does she get to use former director Nick Fury's flying aircraft carrier?

And... Does she have to give back the collagen-lipped Mar-A-Lago face or does she get to take that with her as a door prize.

[Linda ladeewolf]

19. Will the next one be any better?

That’s what I worry about.