"Is it even possible there is anybody in the U.S. Senate who is dumber than Tommy Tuberville?"

[mahatmakanejeeves]

Smirnov-Spite
‪@smirnov-spite.bsky.social‬

Trump�s entire search process for replacing Kristi Noem as head of DHS consisted of �is it even possible there is anybody in the U.S. Senate who is dumber than Tommy Tuberville?�
2:48 PM � Mar 5, 2026

Trump’s entire search process for replacing Kristi Noem as head of DHS consisted of “is it even possible there is anybody in the U.S. Senate who is dumber than Tommy Tuberville?”

— Smirnov-Spite (@smirnov-spite.bsky.social) 2026-03-05T19:48:24.875Z

[dedl67]

1. I once thought that someone like Tuberville was elected despite his stupidity

I now believe that someone like Tuberville, in Magaland , is elected because of his stupidity.

[comradebillyboy]

2. Tuberville edged out Ron Johnson for the title of

Dumbest Man in the Senate.

[surfered]

3. Well, there's competition from Blackburn, Mullin, and Johnson

[GopherGal]

4. Well, these are MAGAts. If there's one thing we know, they can always go lower.

They'll tunnel right under that bar, all the way down to their future residence...

And I think that having developed a huge pool of the "stupendously stupid who somehow still remember to breathe" they must now be screening for brazenness. (see, Kash, Krustie, KKKaroline, etc)

[Ars Longa]

5. Maybe MarkWayne Mullin?..............

[Whiskeytide]

6. Well, it's nice for Tubbs that he's finally number one ...

… at something. Btw, Roll Damn Tide!

[chouchou]

7. I know that this is really not kind and mean..But,,,

When I first heard of Tommy Tuberville, I thought it was a character on Sesame Street.